Hot Dad Action: Miss Conception - Video

JOHN: No, it was on the roof. 
JUDITH: I remember the roof! 
OWEN: Hey, what’s up? JUDITH: We were just talking about the night you were conceived. 
OWEN: Nice seeing you. 

JOHN: Come on. Relax. It’s a great story. 
JUDITH: We were in Moroco, sunbathing on the roof. 

OWEN Oh God. 
JUDITH: And we’d discovered this native drink. So yummy.I can’t remember what they called it. JOHN: Gin. JUDITH: That’s it! We’d had several. We paid old man on the beach to babysit the boys. 
OWEN: An old man on the beach? 
JOHN: 12 cents an hour, or something. Not much. He was very nice. Blind, but strong hands. 
JUDITH: Anyway, once we were alone, I asked your father to give me a little back massage. 
OWEN: You know, I really don’t need- 
JUDITH: But his hands didn’t stay on my back. 
JOHN: No they didn’t. 
OWEN: I actually prefer the stork version, if it’s all the same to you. 
JUDITH: And then back to the room to... 
OWEN: What are you doing with your face? That’s freaking me out. 
JOHN: You know, we... 
OWEN: You had facial spasms? 
JUDITH: Well, there were spasms. 
OWEN: Oh God. 
JOHN: What an afternoon. 
OWEN: Okay, okay. Enough. My inner eye is burning. I don’t want to hear this. 
JOHN: Well, there is a reason were reminiscing. We’re going to have another. 
OWEN: Another what? 
JUDTTH: Another baby. 
OWEN: Another baby what? JOHN: Owen, your mother is pregnant. OWEN: Holy -----!