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(gags)
- Is it quite alright? 'Cause this, (bleep) hell!
Hi, welcome back, and yesterday was our birthday!
Oh!
♫ Happy Birthday Dear ♫
- Well that came back, and misfired.
Oh, it smells so good.
(cymbals crashing)
- Welcome to our channel, where today
I'm holding a tin of mushrooms, why is that Sammy?
- Because we're doing a challenge!
- We're doing the eat it or wear it challenge,
which, full credit to Alfie, this is his challenge.
The aim of the game is to go through
this selection of household goods we have.
- Everything from tinned mushrooms to cat food.
- And peanut butter.
We'll play rock, paper, scissors,
and the winner will decide whether
they want to wear it or eat it!
They have to do one or the other.
- Yeah. - You'll get it as we play it.
- This is gonna, you'll understand.
- Probably. - Let's just dive into it,
but not really!
Crunchy peanut butter, a known brand.
- It's a *** pot!
- So the idea is, now what?
- We need to rock, paper, scissors,
the winner chooses if they eat it,
and the other person has to do the other.
- I mean, I'd eat and wear this.
- Alright so, one, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
Okay? - Mhm.
- [Both] One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
- Yes! - What do I do with it?
Wear it? - I'm eating it.
I've eaten quite a lot of peanut butter today.
- Wait, can you put it on me first?
Before you put that in your mouth?
- Dude.
(yelling)
- I hate when you eat and you get food on your face.
Oh, it's cold! Oh, I've got a *** chin.
- Okay.
- Mint sauce.
- (giggling) - Ready?
Rock, paper, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors, then you do it.
- [Both] One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
- (screams) - Yes!
- Bottoms up.
- That's really strong.
- I like it, though. (coughing)
- So I have to wear it, now?
- (coughs) Oh, it hurts!
- You need to put more on that.
- Oh, it's mixed in with the peanut butter, now.
Oh, that's disgusting!
- What the fu, what sort of idea was this challenge?
- [Both] One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
Yes! - (screams)
(distorted voices)
This isn't fair. - Okay.
- This when, like, times like this convince me
that the universe is just conspiring against me.
- No, because whenever we do things like this
I end up eating the *** stuff. I mean.
- Dude, there's still cat food to go, yeah?
- I'm a vegetarian, so I won't be eating that.
- Well, you haven't got much choice, it's the rules.
- I'm gonna do some finger painting.
- Oh, it's so cold, it's just out the fridge.
- Hang on, other side now.
- I feel like an egg.
- I was gonna do a little love heart!
(bottle squeaks)
- Great! - (gags)
You have to eat it all!
It's still part of the challenge.
I look like a crusty clown.
Ready? - Okay, ready.
- [Both] One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
- Yes!
Yes! - Wait!
What's happening with it?
- Pouring it! - No, because that's nasty!
And it's new, and mum just bought it.
- (laughs) Ready?
- Right, okay, yeah.
(squeals) No, I don't like it!
No, stop being a ***! - Nikky, its going everywhere!
- You're just a prick, Sammy!
Scrape off the excess!
No, Sammy. - Get off of--
- Okay. Oh, I hate my life!
- (giggles)
- Okay, we're done. - No!
- (laughs maniacally)
- (screams) It's falling in my eyes!
- It's kind of through your hair. (giggles)
I forgot to have some of this, didn't I?
Here you go, natural yog.
- I had to get some out. - So bitter.
- (screams)
- No, you can't wipe it out!
Alright, that's not fair.
- No! Sammy, it's going on my clothes!
- (giggles) - No, it's enough.
Sammy, I look like a bird *** on my head!
That's enough!
- [Both] One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
- Yes! - (bleep) hell, you (bleep)!
Do it again, one more time.
- You got that wrong, again.
- One, two, (stuttering) - One, two...
- I went nice, I did nice stuff to you.
Stop putting it on my hair!
Face--
- It's eat it or wear it! - Okay, well I'm gonna eat it,
then, aren't I? (screams)
(giggles)
What? - Get off of me!
- Stop, tell me what you're doing first!
- I'm putting it on your forehead.
- (laughs) - Get off the *** spoon!
- Why, you don't, it's dripping!
Why are you going so high up?
(squeals and giggles) - (laughs maniacally)
Look at me! Look at me! - We are done here!
- It's not on you, it's falling off!
Move 'round, so I can see!
- (groans)
Sammy!
- (laughs) - You're a ***.
- Oh, there's still some on the spoon!
- (yells)
- (laughs) Holy ***!
Holy ***. - (whines) Why?
- [Both] One, two, three, rock, paper, scissors!
- Yes! - I'm not, I'm vegetarian,
so (bleep) you.
- Okay, you don't need to eat it.
What was that?
Oh, you're disgusting, you look sweaty.
What was that? - (laughs)
Where's it coming from? - (laughs)
- Sammy, I smell like cheese and milk!
- (gags)
- I'm a vegetarian, I will not, no matter,
you can try your (bleep) hardest,
I am not eating cat food!
- I'm not making-- - That's unethical!
I am not eating it!
No, you can (bleep) off, I'm not doing it.
- (gags) I can't.
- You have to eat it, I can't.
- It's cold meat in jelly.
- Eat it. - *** off.
(gags)
(screams)
Don't push it in my mouth,
'cause it's gonna go in on it's own accord, okay?
- Alright.
I mean, are we gonna be here all day,
'cause I've got other places to be.
- (gags and yells)
I can't do it.
I can't, I literally can't.
- Three, you can do it, two, one, go!
- (screams) I can't!
- Oh my god, I'm producing cream from my--
- (screams) It's so close!
My mouth is a pure area.
- Do it for your channel, go!
Down it!
(gags)
- (laughs and gargles)
- Why is it on my lap?
- (screams) - (screams)
You've literally got cat food in your mouth!
- (screams)
- You've got cat food in your mouth!
- I can't!
- Give me that!
- (retches) - (squeals)
- (spits) - (gags)
(laughs) - (retches)
- Let's finish the video,
'cause that was worth it, for me.
- (groans)
- [Both] Comment, comment, comment, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- [Sammy] So Charlotte said, Nikky,
stop trying to make fetch happen,
and also Zaamia Arif says, no effing way,
that's why your faces are identical,
insert sarcastic eye roll here,
Nikky, fetch ain't gonna happen!
Nikky, I think you need to realize
that fetch is never gonna happen.
- [Nikky] Well, joke's on you,
because fetch has been happening for years,
you're just behind.
- [Sammy] Idrees Ahmed says,
They're like a cat and a dog,
I bet when they were younger
they'd throw each other in the bin.
Um, no, I don't think anyone--
- [Nikky] Again, joke's on you, Sammy is the bin. (laughs)
Little Bit of Lottie says,
I have a younger sister but I simply don't like her.
I have three younger siblings,
and the same can be said with them.
And Molly said, my sister threw me
down the stairs when I was a baby, we don't get along.
- [Sammy] That was, actually,
probably shouldn't have included that comment.
- [Nikky] That's a bit cruel.
- Thanks for watchin' our sketches,
we haven't done a challenge in a while,
so comment down below any challenges
you think we should try.
And also subscribe.
- Because nothing says subscribe
more than a creamy forehead.
- Or cat food in the mouth.
- Thanks for watching, guys, see you soon!
- Bye. - Bye!
Oh, I feel sick.
- Today, we're making a healthy carrot cake,
which is gluten, sweetener free, sugar free.
- It's got dairy in it, so it's not dairy free.
- What is it, just like, carrot?