Land Of The Dicks - Lyrics - Team Starkid

Chorus: (Alternating) You look a little lost, kid You look a little scared You seem a little worried, kid A little unprepared You seem a little flaccid, kid It seems you've lost your wood Did you come here alone, kid? You look misunderstood Weenie: Lemme guess: Your masters gone astray? No one around to sit and play? No one to make you spurt and spray? Well, todays your lucky day There's a warm, secluded place Where a *** can feel at home! With miles of open space Where dicks are free to roam! Got no time for your selfish owner He sure missed out on a quality *** Don't worry you'll get your kicks 'cause You just stumbled into the land of the dicks! You can let your hair grow out There's nobody to make you trim! You can flop or go kerplop When you're everybody's favorite limb You don't need to get total action When you've got scrotal satisfaction You can come anytime and get your fix At a hot little joint called the land of the dicks! Chorus: A hot little joint called the land of the dicks! (Dialogue) Big T: *** from far and wide Oh, they lay down at my side I take them in, and wipe their tears away You may be lost now, *** But you're one lucky prick We'll make a one-eyed king of you today! Chorus: (Alternating) Some are big, and some are small Some are slobs, and some well dressed There are dicks of every kind It's a regular sausage fest You have miles at your disposal if you wanna go pissin' The golden rain flows as you watch it glisten You can come anytime and get your fix At a hot little joint called the land of the dicks! Big T:   (Chorus:) I said pee-pee... (Pee-pee...) I said ding ***... (Ding ***...) Me tallywacker... (You tallywacker...) Schloong... (Schloong...) I said trouser snake... (Trouser snake...) Private eye... (Private eye...) Wing dang doodle... (Wing dang doodle...) Chorus: (Alternating) Sausage! Choade! ***! ***: ***! All: ***! (Instrumental) All: ***, no skin, everyone's in! There's a warm, secluded place Where a *** can feel at home! With miles of open space Where dicks are free to roam! Got no time for your selfish owner He sure missed out on a quality *** Don't worry you'll get your kicks... You can come and get your fix... It's time to mingle and mix 'cause You just stumbled in to the land of the dicks!