Buzzfeed Town - We the internet sketch 18

Listicle writing is a harrowing business. Some would say it's even more arduous than mining coal, and the heroes behind "16 Hedgehogs Next to Things That Look Like Hedgehogs" are the heroes of Buzzfeed Town. We the Internet TV is the weirdly informative love child of comedy, politics, and online life. Keep being weird, Internet. SUBSCRIBE to WeTheInternetTV & CONNECT with us! ****** Like WTI on Facebook: ****** Follow WTI on Twitter: ****** Credits:- Writer: Rich Camp Director: Benjamin Murray Producer: Hamish Briggs Editor: Jonathan Hinterberger Sound Mixer: Fernando Castillo CAST Rachel: Kristen Schrader Frank: Hamish Briggs Jim: Michael Christensen Miner 1: Carlos Abisaab Miner 2: Spencer Carter

Cheers to Rachel for joining us in the mines mining, searching, scouring the Internet for clever lists to feed the Beast. Wasn't a bad first day. You just wait. They took it easy on you. Do you even know how many lists I had to create today? "16 Celebrities You Didn't Realize Are Dead," "21 Celebrity Wedding Gown Fails" "9 Fruits You Didn't Realize Had Vitamin C..." Yeah but before Buzzfeed discovered the hidden blogging talent here our town was on the decline. Look at us now! But only after they sent every able-bodied blogger into the catacombs of the Internet. They're bleeding us dry! I guess Lazy sons of ***. Who are they? Coalminers. But don't be fooled by the word "miners." They're lazy ***. Isn't what they do, like, dangerous? laughter Dangerous. Any moron with a healthy back and two hands can *** on some rocks. We're foraging the Internet for stories that come out of left field Articles that go viral Clickbait. You know I, I wish I could *** on some rocks to feed my family. I get paid by the article! Let it out, Jim. Rachel, don't for a second think that those lazy sweat factories-- What'd you say, Buzzfeed? You stay on your side, Bud! I wrote an article called "6 Ways to Kill a Man From a Stool." He'll do it. That's what I thought. Rachel, the world can live without coal. But can it live without articles on "Who Wore it Best?" How can you even compare these jobs? They get injured, they work underground-- You don't think that we get injured? Hey hey hey, carpel tunnel. You need to go to some calisthenics. It's staring to fester. Go, go. You know that man he has saved my hide more times than I can count. I had a deadline for "16 Pictures of Hedgehogs Next to Things that Look like Hedgehogs." He found 9. On his own. He sparked a debate about a dress color. He is a national hero! Hank -- (choking) Please! Does anybody know any techniques to help a choking victim? Uh I've got 7! And you won't BELIEVE number 5!