They Threw Me Out of Church - Lyrics - Wesley Willis

Wesley Willis was an American singer-songwriter and visual artist from Chicago. Diagnosed with schizophrenia in 1989, Willis began a career as an underground singer-songwriter in the outsider music tradition, with songs featuring his bizarre, humorous and often obscene lyrics sung over the auto accompaniment feature on his Technics KN electronic keyboard.

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church I called one of the deacons a *** Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church For the second time I told the preacher to *** off I also told Reverened Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's *** He got so tired of my *** He told one of the deacon's to throw me out He then escorted me to the door They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2x4 I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head He fell to the floor unconscious Suddenly, the police was called on me I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church They threw me out of church Rock over London Rock on, Chicago Diet Pepsi - uh-huh