Mr. Ya Miss - English Transcript

"I'm proud of myself." "I'm proud to be a man." "I'm proud to be a man." "Once I decide, I move on. I don't stop for anyone." "I'm full of passion. What else can I say!" "I'm no less than a storm. I'm a tough guy." "I'm young and full of life." "Everyone around me has some worries but I don't have any." "Destiny moves on like a circle." What can you do for me? Ask for anything. I can give up my life for you. Oh! Who's calling? -My boss. Hi. -Where are you? At a beautiful girl's place. I'm working on an interesting assignment. Come home. Can't you do this much for me? Ask for anything. I can give up my life for you. It's an important project. I have to say such things. I can do anything for my boss. Let's fix a meeting for tomorrow. -In that case, I'll come to your office. No need! I'll be there. -Great! Give me a kiss. Come to your office? Important meeting. I have to go. You kissed him? -Yes. Do you think only women are victims of *** exploitation? You have 20 new messages. Hi Sanjay. Rita. Please call me. I'm waiting. Sanjay, Rita. I'm waiting and waiting and waiting. Sanju, Rita. Why are you not taking my calls? You remember you used to say that if I don't talk to you... ...even for a day, you can't sleep. Liar! -Sanju, pleae pick up the call. -I didn't say that to you. I said that only to Meghna. -Sanju! If you have any objection, I'll shift to the forest. Sanju, pick up the phone. I know you're at home. Shekhar, what's up? -Are you at home? Where are you? -I'm at some place, waiting for someone. Who, for God? As it is, you won't wait for a girl. No, not God. Because he doesn't forget his promises. I'm waiting for a friend, who had promised to meet in the club. Friend? Do you have any friend besides me? I'm so sorry. Do one thing. Have a cup of coffee. I'm coming. -The manager has refused to serve more coffee. -Why? Because he thinks I'll fall sick. I've already had 12 coffees in the past 2 hours. Do you intend to kill me by your taunts? Wait, I'm coming. Wait for me. Oh God! -Oops! God bless him! -Stupid! Idiot! Stupid! Sanjay sir! -Do you remember your lines? -Hello. Please write... ...your name in the lift. Register is not working. Tiwari, how many times should I explain it to you? Please write your name in the register and the lift is not working. Okay? Next time no mistakes. No mistake. I'll memorize it by morning. Please write your name in the lift. Register is not working. Rita, he has left. Hello, sir. -Hey gorgeous! Today you're dead! Shekhar, what are you doing at this table? I'm looking out for you over there since half an hour. Why did you take this corner table? Just shut up! Where had you been? I tried your cell number so many times. -My cell phone is automatic. When I'm with girls, my cell phone doesn't ring. Girls! That means you canceled Malhotra's meeting. No. Are you crazy? As usual, he canceled it. Oh no! -That's why I was with Seema. Never mind! I'm sure this year I'll bag this deal. If required, I'll wash Malhotra's vest and underpants too. Idiot! Why do you tease girls? -Beauty should be admired. Or else beauty is let down. You have your own fundas! Have you ever thought... ...even they can feel bad. You should understand their feelings too. -Clear! I respect women and they love me for that. Yeah, right. That's your misunderstanding. Take my advice or else one day you will be bashed up. First of all, I won't get bashed up. And if that ever happens... ...which is highly impossible, I won't shed tears on your shoulder. Okay. Then whose shoulder would you look out for? I mean, you don't have that many friends. Anyway, let's order a drink. No, thanks. Do one thing. Have a couple of coffees more. I'll finish a small job and be right back. -You mean... ...some other girl? -Of course. You will land in trouble. Even Romeo had become immortal after his death. He had died only for Juliet. But whom would you die for? There are so many in your list. Such will be the beauty of my death, with several girls... ...weeping around my dead body. See you buddy! Enjoy the coffee! -See you! Rita! Are you angry with me? Don't you think you should say sorry? Hi. I'm Sanjay Patel. Glad to meet you. Introduction is necessary. It's our first meeting after all. Because if you knew me, you should've known... ...that Sanjay Patel never says sorry. This shows how much you care about me. I've to say it again, but I'm loving it. If you say, I can give up my life for you. You seem to be very stubborn. After all I'm going to become Mrs. Sanjay Patel. I ought to throw tantrums. Surprise! My divorce with Rahul has been finalized. So, when are we getting married. Divorce? So soon? -Of course. I've selected few sample cards. I like this one the most. It will state Sanjay Patel weds Loveleen Kapoor. Kapoor? -Yes. -Kapoor, as in Punjabi? Of course. -Oh my God! You're telling me this fact now! -Why? What happened? Loveleen, you don't understand. I had promised my dying mother. ...that I will marry a Gujarati girl. I wish you would be born in Gujarat. Oh God! If you would be born in a neighbouring state... ...I would still adjust. But Gujarat has no connection with Punjab. God, it's heart breaking! -I'm a Gujarati girl, Sanjay. And I'm a South Indian, in case you had promised your... ...dying father who was a South Indian. Excuse me! Who are you... -I'm Sanjay's 3-6 entertainment show. And I'm his 6-9 show. And you are his 9-12 show. Sanjay! We had a doubt on him. Today it is confirmed. You're not the only one whom he has cheated upon. Loveleen, I'm not cheating on you. I really love you. What about me? -I love you too, Rita. What would you say to me? -Well, I have a big heart. I love you all. -Shut up! You've ruined my life. You listen first. -Seem! -What should I do of this ring? One minute. Listen to me. I'm not asking you to return the ring. You cheat! -You gave her a ring? Sanjay! What does this mean? Answer me. Speak up! Listen Seema, I can explain. -Rita? Am I Rita? You gave her a ring! I love you... Puja! Lord Shiv! Goddess Parvati! What are you doing on earth? We're not on earth, son. You're in the skies. What! Skies? -Why are you surprised, son? After death, a soul separates from its body and goes to the skies. What! You mean I'm dead? Oh my God! -Tell me, son. How can I die so early? I'm so young. Death has nothing to do with age. I hope you've checked your register. Did you pick me up instead of someone else? If we make mistakes, we'd rather be humans. Your death is certain. But we're unable to decide whether to send you to heaven or hell. On account of your good deeds, I recommend you be sent to heaven. But looking at your attitude towards women... ..I would like to send you to hell. Goddess Parvati, Lord Shiv is your husband. Every wife... ...should support her husband, isn't it? Lord Shiv, please say something. Goddess Parvati's... ...daughters had killed your son. Remember? Well Parvati, I think we should give him one chance to... ...go back on earth and rectify his mistakes. So, finally you too supported a man. How would you know the agony of a woman! Goddess Parvati, I promise from now on till the rest of my life... ...I won't misbehave with women at all. Not for the rest of your life, but till the next Shivratri (festival). By the next Shivratri, if you stop treating women as... ..an item of pleasure, and start respecting them... ...as a mother, sister and a wife... ...you will be sent to heaven. -Or else you will be sent to hell. Remember one thing. Even I don't have the capacity... ...to argue with Parvati over and again. Go back, Sanjay. -Just a minute, Lord Shiv and Goddess Parvati. Can my tourist visa to earth become a permanent resident visa? I mean, you know... Hey! Listen to me. Lord Shiv! Goddess Parvati! My visa! Hello! What wierd dream! Worst of all! Look at him, Lord! He thinks it was a dream and laughed it off. He hasn't changed a bit. Now what? Shall we send him to hell? -Your wife won't let your promise down. Then what? -He must understand the importance of a woman. I can see mischief in your eyes, Parvati. I'm not at any mischief. I just want to teach him a lesson. He has always disregarded a woman's body. What if your son transforms into your daughter? What do you mean? -Well, what if Sanjay turns into a girl? Okay. Good morning. Tiwari on duty! Madam, was it from Sanjay sir's house? Yes. I was having my tea when I heard a girl screaming loudly. Sanjay sir! Sanjay sir! Sanjay sir! Sanjay sir! Sanjay sir! Sanjay sir! Tiwari! What are you doing here? Well, I... -I'm getting wierd dreams. Wierd dreams. -What? Hey! What happened? What happened? Who are you? Why are you screaming? Tiwari, it wasn't a dream. Who are you? Why are you taking my name again and again? I'm Sanjay. I mean, I was Sanjay. You were? -I am... I mean I was... Who are you? Where's Sanjay sir? How did you come here? I don't know. -In that case, get out of here. No.. wait. I was.. No I am Sanjay's step sister. But Sanjay sir doesn't have a sister. No sister! No! I'm his step sister. I arrived yesterday from America. -Is it? But I didn't see you. -Last night Shinde was on duty. He must've seen me. Go and ask him. But where's Sanjay sir? -That's what I'm wondering. Where did he go? What are you saying? -Tiwari, listen. Sanjay sir has gone out of town for few days. In his absence, I'm in charge of this house. Now please leave. He'll be back in few days. -Are you sure? Will he be back? Of course he'll come back, Tiwari! -But... Tiwari, please leave. Will be come back? -Of course! Now leave. To hell with these girls! So what if you're God! You can't do whatever you like! Now say something. Sanjay, this is not a punishment. It's important for you to experience feminity. That's why you've got this new body. I don't want this body. Give me my original body back right now. Right now! Body is perishable, but soul is immortal. Whether a soul resides in a man's body or a woman's body... ...what difference does it make? The decision is taken. You have to implement it. God bless you, son... I mean daughter! No! You can't do that to me! Hello, Lord Shiv! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello. -Who's that? -Shekhar! I'm Sanjay... I mean Sanjay's sister, Sanjana. Sanjay's sister? Sanjay never mentioned about his... Even he didn't know.. I mean, we just met yesterday. It's a long story, Shekhar. Can we meet at Leopold right now? Now? In one hour's time. Okay. -But how will I recognize you? Even I can't recognize myself. What? -I'll identify you. How does she know my name? I can forget my wife's face but not hers. Tiwari, from now on I'll deliver the newspaper at Sanjay sir's place. I'm appointed for the morning duty. Who the hell are you? -Inspector Patil, I want to report a ***. Mr. Sanjay Patel's ***. Note down the address. Who else could know better than you... ...about Sanjay's ***, love? Guess what! Sanjay's back. He's standing right in front of you. -What nonsense! Loveleen, you're a Punjabi! Oh no! Loveleen, I had promised my dying mother that... ...I would marry only a Gujarati girl. I wish you would be born in Gujarat. There's a vast difference between Gujarat and Punjab. It's so heart breaking. Excuse me. Who told you all this? You prefer strawberry flavor, in ice creams. Who would tell me that? Every month between 10th-17th, we only indulge in talking... ...and nothing else. Now who would tell me that? Sanjay can neither teach nor tell about this passion to anybody. Right, love? God has granted me a new life, so that I can respect women. But Love, if I give you respect, I'll go straight to hell. I wish I would have a heart like yours. It would be so easy to kill you and take my revenge. Love, you're saved. Where's my car? In the junk yard. Oh no! It was a new car. How untidy your wardrobe is! How irresponsible! Your phone is dead since Friday. Get it fixed. I've told you so many times. Sanjay! -What is this thing? Not possible. Possible. Very possible. Thank you. Sorry. One drink with a touch of lemon. Thank you. Shekhar, Sanjana. Sanjay's sister, Sanjana? Step sister. -Oh! Unfortunately we never met before. By the way, where's Sanjay? Actually last night there was a big brawl at Loveleen's place. I knew it! I told him several times not to mess up with girls. Idiot! He won't show me his face anymore. If I tell him the truth, he'll mock at me. By the way, where is he? Sanjay left for the Himalayas. Himalayas? But why? For meditation. -Meditation and that too Sanjay? No way! He must've gone there to lure a sage's daughter. I wasn't that bad. I mean he wasn't that bad. Thank you. You're spoiling his name. I'm quite surprised, without informing me... No phone call... No message... Strange! He has left a message in the office. Let's go and see. Here we are. I'll go to the washroom. -It's over there. -I know. Sir, good morning. -Good morning, Suzy. Suzy, has Sanjay left any note for me? No, sir. Sir... -Suzy, she's Sanjay's sister, Sanjana. Oh! Hi! -Did Sanjay leave any message... I mean, did he leave a message for me? No, sir. He didn't leave any message. What is this? It's a note. Shekhar... Sorry. I'm leaving without informing you. It's something urgent. I'll be back in a month or two. I've briefed Sanjana about the work. With Sanjana being around, you won't feel Sanjay's absence. His tears haven't yet dried up? He didn't love me that much. But why is this paper wet? He was your best friend. He must've sobbed while writing. Suzy! -Sanjay sir has left! It's okay, Suzy. It's okay. -These are tears of joy. I can't control them. Sanjay was not so irresponsible. Now who will... ...handle Malhotra's account? I'll handle it. Can I meet the boss? Okay. Where has he gone? -Haridwar. -Haridwar! He's gone on a pilgrimage at this age! Was his life going to end? Shekhar... -Yes, sir? Shekhar, do one thing. Go to Keshar and collect 5 lakhs from him. I'll give you an address. Give Sanjay's photo to that man. And tell him to send 4 men to Haridwar. No use, sir. Sanjay won't come back. I'm not sending these men to get him back. ...but to kill him right there. Sir... -I was tolerating him since 1 year. I would treat him... ...daily with four glasses of sweet curd. That too at my expense, not from company account. ...with a hope that one day he'll get me Malhotra's contract. Sir, I can handle Malhotra's account. Sanjay has briefed me about this account. And I think I can do it. She's right, sir. -She is absolutely right. In that case, Sanjay must've told you that his dad owns this company. Whenever you want to pass time, you can enter this office. Oh my God! Madam, this is the corporate world. We're not here to sell vegetables. If there's no cabbage, take cauliflower or take radish and so on. Shekhar, what is this nonsense? 982081252. Malhotra's cell number. Annual publicity budget Rs.3,7500,000 at a profit margin of 40%. Ad India Agency handled their account till now. Our quotation is Rs.3,25,00,000 at a profit margin of 50%. But why am I telling you all this? You're not interested in hiring me. I better call Ad India Agency. They might have a vacancy. Excuse me. Excuse me. Just a minute. When can you join? She's good, sir. Verma, should I call up your wife? Hello. -Hi, Love. Where can I find some good dresses? Hey Sanjana, it's a tough job. It would be a miracle to... ...get Malhotra's account. I do believe in miracles. See you later. Hey! Won't you give me a treat for getting a new job? Alright. Come home tonight with a bottle of whisky. Blue is your favorite color, right? I'll buy a blue colored... ...transparent night dress. Are you trying to flirt with me? -No. I was just... It's okay. I know you can't do anything. See you at Leopold at 9 p.m. -Okay. Excuse me. Excuse me, madam. Can I help you? Sure. What will you help me with? This one. -Oh! Beautiful! This one? -Oh! Hello. -Bill, please. Oh sure! This dress doesn't have a pocket. Just a second. It's empty. Can't you do this much for me? Ask for anything. I can give up my life for you. Hello, madam. -Hi. No entry. Excuse me Miss. -Yes? I'm the chairman of this... -Mr. Mehta, I'm in a hurry. I'll talk to you later. -No entry, madam. Why? -You will have to show us proof that Sanjay has... ...given you permission to stay in his flat. Okay. Finally the security of this building is getting better. Good! Here you are. It's good. Now there won't be any... ...intruders in this building. Sanjay told me that in Mr. Prasad's absence, someone... ...visits his house daily to meet Mrs. Prasad. Sanjay knows who that person is. The handwriting is matching. -You unnecessarily troubled madam. No problem. Mr. Mehta, I've heard Mr. Prasad was a boxing champion. If he finds out about that man, he'll beat him black and blue. May I go? -Yeah, sure. I'll make sure henceforth nobody harasses you. I'll fix this Tiwari! -That's fine but... ...who else visits Mr. Prasad's house besides me? One fresh lime and one drink with a touch of lemon. Sanjana, actually I don't... -I know. I've ordered the drink for me. She's a bomb! Sanjana, don't you think you're a bit bold? I think you're an idiot. Thank you. Try this. -No. Sanjana, I don't drink. Come on, try it. -No! Just one drink for Sanjay's sake. -No. I don't drink. For Sanjay's sake. -That's fine but you know... For Sanjay's sake. -Sanjana! Cheers! Cheers! Come on, drink it. Shekhar, you turned out to be very smart. Who, me? -You never took a drink with Sanjay. But when a girl offered, you drank it readily. Anyway, I'm very lucky to have a friend like you. I swear by my mom! -And I'm very unlucky. ...to have a friend like Sanjay. Why? -Because if I propose love to his sister... ...he'll bash me up when he returns. Sanjay's sister? -You. Oh! Sanjay's sister! -When will Sanjay return? You know, I'm missing him. A big tragedy occured with Sanjay. Yeah. A big tragedy! He will never come back. That rascal is dead! Hey! I'll give you a slap. Oh! Sorry! I know it's bad manners. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. It's okay. Don't say sorry. I love it! I just love it! There's someone in this world... I love it! Excuse me. I'll be back in a moment. Waiter, give me a drink with a dash of lemon. Hello. Who is she? Sorry! I'm sorry! Is she mad? Hi. My mom had given me a bangle. She had told me to gift it to her daughter in law. It'll fit perfectly in your hands. Let's go home and give it a try. -When were you discharged? From where? -From the mental asylum, you idiot! For the first time in my life, this line didn't work on a girl. Well, my mom have given me a bangle. Suzy! How do girls manage with these bushes on their heads? If you had to transform me into a girl, couldn't you keep me bald? Suzy... -Yes, madam? Looking for something, madam? -My diary. Where's my diary? You're just like Sanjay sir. Even he couldn't find his things... ...despite being in front of him. Do you need to blabber all the time? -No, madam. Suzy... -Yes, madam? -I'm sorry. Suzy, how do you handle these tresses? If someone's looking at you, then try this trick. And if there's nobody in my life, I get it trimmed. Good one. Okay. Fix an appointment with a barber. Barber? -I mean, hair dresser. -Sure, madam. Did you see that? I give respect to women. That's what I've done all my life. You think you know everything. You don't know, girls are crazy about me. Watch this. Hello. -Shalu. I mean Shalini. -Yes. Who's that? Shalini, I'm Sanjana. I'm a writer. I'm writing a book on the personal lives of ad agency professionals. I've heard you know Sanju Patel. Is that right? Yes. -I want to know your opinion about him. Sanjay... He had taught me the true meaning of love. Oh really? -Yeah. It's only after my break up with him that I... ...realized that his love for me was fake. Love means something else. ***! I don't understand why these girls hate Sanjay. If he would stick to one girl, he would get love in return. Every person has a different idea of love. Some like to blow the flute. Whereas some like to play the entire orchestra. Sanjana! How can you say that, being a girl? I mean, you know sometimes your talks confuse me. Even I'm confused with my life. What? -Nothing. Watch ahead and drive. -What is it? -Hi Love. Love, I remember you used to say... ...that you know Malhotra very well. Yes. So what? -I want you to fix an appointment with him. Today at 4 p.m. -But at such a short notice... But how, Sanjay? -The police arrives at a shorter notice than this. What? -Keep your eyes on the road ahead. I'm safe till Shivratri. But I'm not sure about you. Shivratri? -Today at 4. Thank you. "I'm back....with a different face." "A logic that no mind will accept." "When I came face to face with her..." "When I came face to face with her, the past got revived." Stupid. -Not me. She's good. Sanjay had selected her. -I know. Baby! -Hi Ramona. -Hi Shekhar. How's it going? -Fantastic. Where's Sanjay? -Well, Sanjay is out of town for few days. By the way, she's Sanjana, Sanjay's... -Shekhar... -Excuse me. So, missing Sanjay? -No. Nothing of that sort. But your face shows something else. So, what is your opinion about Sanjay? Sanjay... No matter how nasty, cunning and a womaniser he may be... ...but there's one good thing about him. He promised me ... ...that if I would some hanky panky with him, he'll give me this ad. And he fulfilled his promise. In case he gives you such a proposal, just think he's... ...a boyfriend and do it. Even I had tolerated him in the same manner. -Madam... Yeah? -Change. -Alright. See you then. Did you send me back on earth to hear all this? Shekhar... -Yes? -Let's go. Please. -Just a minute. Are you okay, Sanjana? -Yes, sir. Venkat.. -Yes, sir? -Is our company running into losses this year? Yes, sir. No, sir. But why, sir? Earlier we used to have biscuits with tea. Good one, sir. Anyway, meet Ms. Sanjana. Hi. -Hello. Sanjay is out of town for few days. In Sanjay's absence, Sanjana will handle his work. Any question? -Sir... I've prepared the project report. -Sir... Just a minute. Sanjay couldn't manage to get an appointment... ...with that man since one year. And you're hiring a new executive to handle that man's project. And that too a... Sir, it's a matter of millions. And I think this year we should just forget about the Malhotra deal. I don't think so. We'll surely get an appointment. And we'll get the project too, sir. Oh really? -I've prepared the project... Ms. Sanjana, if you don't mind can I know about your background? Actually Ravi... -I have 4 acres land in Bhatinda. Last night I harvested the sugarcane crop and landed straight in Mumbai. Very interesting. I had heard that farmers love their crops a lot. They're attached to their farms. How did you leave it? I came here with the hope of finding someone who's unfit... ...for Mumbai, so that I can send him to my village. ...to harvest sugarcane crops. So, when would you like to leave? Very interesting joke. Sir, I've got Malhotra's appointment. Oh! Very good! -I must leave right away. Please leave. -I'll get you this project, sir. -Yes. I will get you this project. She's very strong. Yes, sir. -Yes, sir. Definitely, sir. Hey Sanjana1 Sorry for... I was just doing my job. It's okay. -Well, to be honest, glad to meet you. If I show my honesty, you would slip into a coma due to shock. I like your sense of humor. I used to supervise Sanjay's project. Oh! I didn't know that. Sanjana, you don't know half of the things. I think, you need a briefing. Let's do one thing. Let's go for dinner tonight. At my place. Great idea! In fact splendid idea! Do you mind me taking permission from my family? Of course. By the way, who all are there in your family? I have a husband and three small kids. I'll ask them and let you know. Excuse me. Kids! -She's unmarried. What? -Yeah. It hurts when a girl kicks your... isn't it? Bye. -Hey you! No. Excuse me. -One minute. You're so sweet. You missed me the whole night. You didn't sleep at all. Do you have a night duty today? No. -Excuse me. Yes? -I'm Ms. Sanjana. I want to meet Mr. Malhotra. Okay. Just a second. -Thank you. Mr. Malhotra, Ms. Sanjana is here for the appointment. Okay, sir. Please go inside. -Thank you. Oh really? No. Yes? -Boy stay up all the night only for two reasons. Either there's a final match between India and Pakistan. Or if they're with a girl. Take my advice. Don't trust him. What? Nobody works at night. Happy? What work do you do at night? Hello. good afternoon, Mr. Malhotra. -Please sit. Thank you. -Okay, I'll talk to you later. Sir, I'm from Horse Shoe ad agency. Currently your promotions are handled by -Ad India. And you must also know that I'm happy with their work. Yes, sir. But we're offering you a better deal. If you go through our... -Okay, Ms. Sanjana. I agreed to meet you only on Loveleen's insistence. And now if you... If you... What would you like to have? A cold drink or something hot? Please come here. Please come and sit here. -Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. So, tell me. What are you offering me? A lesser quotation than Ad India and a much better campaign. Not to mention... Lesser? No way! I think you're offering me much more than Ad India. Sanju.. -Yes, sir? -Don't you think we should discuss such an... ...important deal somewhere else, not in the office. Alright, sir. I'll come to your place. I'll also get to meet your wife. She's just like your sister. Your sister is out on a Europe tour. Okay, sir. Then I'll make reservations in a good restaurant. We can sit there and discuss this project. Sanju, we can't get homely comfort in a restaurant. Let's do one thing. I have a party tonight at my place. You be there by 8 - 8:30 p.m. Let's discuss the deal over there. There'll be noise in the party. We won't be able to discuss... My house is very huge. We'll find a corner where nobody... ...will disturb us. There's lot of pollution in Mumbai. Too much pollution! But there's lot of greenary too, brother. What a bomb! -I'm wasting my time over here. Why? -Yesterday I visited the bird house. Look at that bird. -Oh my! She's mind blowing! Come. She's a bombshell! What say? -What? -About her hairstyle. It's like Juhi Chawla. Her walk. -What? -What about her walk? Just like Kareena. And what about her cheeks? -Just like Preity Zinta. And what about her waist? -Just like Sushmita. You rascal! Rascals! Pakya... Her punch is like that of Sunny Deol. Do you call them clothes? -Why? What's wrong with these clothes? There's a party at Malhotra's place. If I wear such clothes... ...I'll look like a sweet dish. He looks at my legs more than my face. Have you forgotten how you used to look at girls? Anyway, what would you like to wear? Anything in which my legs are not shown. That's it. -In that case... I have the perfect dress for you. Hi. Hello. -Hello. Hi. It's been a long time. Wow! What a beauty! Rascal! Do you want a punch? Excuse me, madam. -Thank you. -Welcome. You see, I don't buy products. I buy companies. Hello. -Hello. Hey! -Yes? Thank you. Hello. How are you? Hello. I should've carried an oxygen cylinder to breathe in this outfit. I'll get back at Loveleen! He looks like Prem Chopra. Hi Sanju baby! -Hello, sir. No sir business. My name is Prakash Malhotra. But people fondly call me Dadu. Sir, I used to call my grandpa Dadu. Not Dadu. It's Daddu. You are looking great. Really fantastic. God has put in extra effort to create a piece like you. Incorrect. He just added something and subtracted something. Nothing, sir. You have a beautiful house. Oh this house? This is nothing. You will get the see the real decor in the bedroom. It's quite hot out here, isn't it? Let's discuss the deal in the comfort of an air conditioned room. Come on. -No, sir. It's quite chilling out here. In fact I was thinking... -Come on! -Sir! -Come on! This way. Sir, let me start. No. Let me start. Then you can takeover. Sir, for our clothes ad we'll show a girl and a boy in the park. Quite interesting. -Yeah, sir. Both are looking into each other's eyes. Good! We're getting into the mood. Sir, I have an alternate idea too. An old man and an old woman are sitting in the temple. The first one was good. -No, sir. This is better. They're meditating in the temple. Sanju, try to understand my feelings. Sanju, please. -No, sir. I know what you mean, sir. Sir! Sir, I'm having a stomach ache. Can I... Where? Over here? -Sir, I'll go to a doctor. Come closer. Your pain will vanish, Sanju. Your wife is here. -Sanju! I'll bag Mr. Mehta's project for sure. -Yeah. Hello, beautiful. So, how was your meeting? Nobody gives a cheque of 3.5 crores in the first meeting. 3.5 crores is nothing. If you say, people can give up their lives. How's your hubby? Shekhar was saying that he's not well. Are you Arvind sir's brother in law? No. Why? -Well, only the boss's relatives are paid to... ...speak nonsense. I like that. Woman of substance! Lots of substance! What's the harm in spending few moments with me? Sanju, let's get to understand each other. Come on, Sanju. I'm just asking for an evening... -You! One sandal is enough for your evening. If you need me at night... ...I'll send the other sandal. Mind it! Good morning, madam. -What's so good about it? Suzy, did you take a hair dresser's appointment? Madam... All the good hair dressers are booked for a week. Please continue that style of yours. If I continue this for another week, I'll develop Asthma. I'm just fed up of all this. Suzy... -What? How do you handle men? Do you blow them away? I wish I could do that, madam. Men will never understand... ...our problems. Once they come in our place, they'll realize what it means... ...to be a woman. Right. Hey! Do you intend to drink for the past 25 years at one go? It's nice. -Hey! Did you finish my drink too? Why are you getting angry? Don't worry. Everything will be fine. Nothing will be fine. That Malhotra, he's a bloody sucker! He's more interested in me than the project. If I say Ad, he hears bed. If I talk about camera, he hears bedroom. These men... have become a nuisance for me. All are not alike. All are bloody alike. They don't understand. Even we have feelings. Even we feel bad. You know, I used to say the same to Sanju. Why do you always want to speak in between? Can't you see I'm getting emotional? If a girl is getting emotional, just listen to her quietly. At the most you can lend your shoulder to her. I have two shoulders. And they are broader than his. Keep on doing this all your life. Mine is bigger and he has smaller. If you really want to, show the size of your heart. If you can, make your heart bigger. Let's go. -Wait. Let's have one small drink. You've become an alcoholic. Let's go. -A small one! I'll bash you up. Excuse me. Cheque. That's enough! Bad! Can I drop you somewhere? Now even my heart has become big. Now your hospital bill will also be a big one. Let's go. Hey! -What's your problem? You rascal! -Hey! Listen to me. Just a minute. Small peg? "The betel leaf vendor's shop is just below my belle's house." Hey! What is this? A dead body! Did you see that? He's alive. Hold this bottle. Hold it. Give it back to me. The betel leaf vendor... Times are changing. "The betel leaf vendor's shop is just below my belle's house." Hello. The floor is dirty. I'm cleaning it with his shirt. What! I think there's nobody home. Hey! This is my house. -Stupid! Give me the purse. Where are the keys? I found the keys. Hey! Crazy girl! Where did she go? Hey! You didn't take him inside. Sorry! Sorry! Hey! Be careful! "Hey beautiful girl!" "My heart is taking me to your street." "Innocent face... Delicate darling." "Your eyes are deeper than the ocean." "You are unique.. different from the others." "You're beautiful and I'm young." I'm unique... different from the others. I'm beautiful and young." "I just can't control my heart. It's getting out of my hands." "Your long tresses signify a dark cloudly sky." "It starts with you and ends on you." "You are my world, darling." "Your world starts and ends with me, darling." "My heart cannot live without you." "I'll always be honest to you." You! Where are my clothes? It must be somewhere around. -What do you mean? Why haven't I worn my clothes? You were not ready to wear your clothes. -What do you mean? Why did you take it off? -I didn't take it off. You yourself took it off. What is this? -You did it to me! Even you did it to me. -You *** me! In fact I should be saying that. -You took undue advantage... ...of my helplessness. But you weren't looking helpless from any angle. It's okay, Sanjana. I know whatever happened was wrong. I mean, I didn't have any bad intentions. Sanjana, please! -You! Get out of here! Sanjana! -Get out! I say get out! Sanjana, I can explain. -You diot! Rascal! -Sanjana... You were my friend. How could you.. -Sanjana, my clothes! You won't get anything. -Sanjana, I didn't force you. I had refused 4 times. -Just get out of here! Sanjana, please! -Don't speak to me. Just get out! Sanjana, let me explain. -What happened? He *** me! Sanjana, please.. -Shut up! -You *** him? If you think I... -Just stop all this thinking of yours! I trusted you but you betrayed my trust. I'm sorry. Listen to me. -You're not my friend anymore. No, Sanjana. I didn't betray you. Please listen... You betrayed me! "I'm proud to be a woman." "I'm every man's need." "I'm the best in luring. No intoxication in this world is better..." "...than me. Do you get that?" It's okay. I'll pick it up after you leave. Sanjana! Sanjana, please give me a chance. Hello. Juhi, I'm Sanjana speaking. Could I speak to Mr. Malhotra please? Hi, Sanjana. Just a second. Sorry, Sanjana. He's busy for few days. Juhi, I'm trying since two months. Please do something. What can I do, Sanjana, if sir doesn't want to... Okay. Thanks anyway. Sanjana, just a second. Thanks to you too. After your warning, I had become cautious of that guy. And you know what, you saved my life. Today that guy is fooling someone else. Thanks a million, Sanjana. It's okay. It's okay. Madam, Shekhar sir on line. Do I need to tell you what to tell him? Tell her this salon is not meant for ladies. What can I say! -Come on, go and say it. Why are you scared? Go and tell her. Madam, this is a gents salon. So what? Will your scissors mind to cut a girl's hair? Come on, get started. Did your hair get stuck in some machine? Come, Sweetie. Sanjana! -Shekhar, I don't want to talk to you. But I want to talk to you. -Shekhar, don't mess up with me. Sanjana, please listen to me. Give me a chance. She's not that bad. It's just that she's a bit upset. Keep trying. Can I praise him in one line? He's not the worst person on earth. Ravan and Hitler excel him. Hello. "I'm living life just for the heck of it." "What difference does it make how I live." "I'm living my life." "Whether water falls from the sky or emerges from the earth." "Only I know the story of my life." "The day runs away and my heart holds the night." "Whatever happens around us, is decided by the one... "...who's up there in the sky." "Whatever's going on, I'm enjoying it." "Life is wonderful and enjoyable." "From here to there, wherever my sight goes.." "...things are changing, but still my heart says.." Hello. -Hello, Sanjana. -Juhi! Congratulations! Sir has given you an appointment. Oh! Thank you. When is it scheduled for? Right now. At his place. At this hour? Okay. Malhotra! What should I wear? Is Mr. Malhotra there? -Sir is downstairs. Just a minute. Is his wife at home? If madam would be at home, sir would be sitting upstairs. Hello, sir. -Oh! Sanjana! Nice new look. -Thanks, sir. Sir, I've prepared the project report... Oh! Yes, sir. Sir, I've prepared the project report as well as the... ...concept of the ad. Sir, just a minute. I'm sorry. Sir.. just... Sir! Sir, we'll spend 60% on elecrtronic media. And 20% on audies. And 25% on print media. Sir, according to market survey, in the last 2-3 years... ...the price of your company's shares have fallen by 20%. And there's a reason for that. Our publicity policy... I mean... We should capture the waist... I mean the market. We should make our publicity more aggressive... I mean... Sir, our promotions should be aggressive. Not so aggressive, sir. We must control our aggressiveness. I mean you should control, sir. Sir! Stop it, Mr. Malhotra. This is ridiculous. Mr. Malhotra, if you go through my report instead of reading... ...my entire body, I would really be grateful to you. What kind of people are you! A girl's talent, her capabilities... ...mean nothing to you. If you're interested in my project, then okay. If not... ...then excuse me. Thank you very much for your time. Thank you. Not fair. Hello. -Madam, Arvind sir wants to see you at the office. Mr. Malhotra is expected any moment now. Okay. Malhotra? Your child is in trouble. But still you have a smile on your face. Lord, it gives me great satisfaction to see... ...that he's realizing the agony of a woman. I would never want any man to experience this situation. But it's not in human nature to understand things easily. He understands only when he goes through the pain. Yes. I know. -Come, Sanjana. -Hello, sir. Mr. Malhotra would like to say something. I have an announcement to make. I have decided that my company's publicity campaign... ...I would like to hand it over to your company. Thank you very much. Not so fast. There's a small change. As you know, Mr. Arvind, the approval of a campaign depends... ...on its creativity. But it depends on one more thing. It depends on the person who presents the campaign... ...and how the presentation is made. Right? Your campaign was a good one but I wish... ...Mr. Sanjana would present it a good manner. She's new. I'm sure she'll learn the tricks of this trade very soon. But this project is very important to me. I can't take any chances with this project. So, right now I would like our publicity campaign... ...to be handled, not by Sanjana, but by someone else. Sir... -Mr. Ravi. Why not! -It's an honor, sir. Thank you, sir. -You're welcome. I'll work hard, sir. -All the best! -Thank you very much, sir. Have you ever been to hell? You will visit it very soon. Sanjana... Why? Why is all this happening to me? That son of a ***, Malhotra. I followed him for one whole year. Malhot... It is confirmed? Okay. It's confirmed. Are you okay, madam? How are you feeling? I'm okay. It's a strange feeling. It's your first time, isn't it? -Yes. I fainted for the first time. I didn't mean that. Are you expecting for the first time or... Expecting? What do you mean? -Madam, you can't hide it anymore. It's no longer a secret. Congrats! Don't worry. In the first initial months of pregnancy... ...many women feel weak. But there's nothing to worry about. -What! Wait... Pregnant... Doctor... the reports.. Are you sure? Madam, I wouldn't be saying this if I wouldn't be sure. How can a man.. I mean how can I get pregnant? I mean... Are you sure? Sanjana, I'm very much sure. Just take care of yourself. And take rest. If any problem, call me. Come on, sister. No. You never said this would happen to me. Why are you doing this to me? You sent me back on earth, transformed me into a woman... ...but I didn't say anything. But what is this? Please say something. Hello. Sanjana, this is the outcome of your deeds. My deeds? But what did I... Don't be a woman just for the heck of it. Feel the essence of feminity from your heart. The agony of being a woman, the pride of being a woman. You have to experience every facet of a woman. Look, please don't confuse me by using such tough words. Lord... Hello excuse me, Lord Shiv. Lord Shiv, I know you're too innocent. Goddess Parvati is behind this prank. Lord Shiv, please make her understand. Please! -Would you make me fight with your mother? Bear the fruits of your deeds. Well, it seems quite wierd. But.... we'll surely bless you. No! -May you be blessed with a healthy child! No! Lord Shiv! Lord Shiv! Hello! Hello! Sanjana... Suzy... Are you pregnant? Suzy! Oh my God! I don't believe this. Don't think that I'll desert you in this condition. We'll get married tomorrow itself. I'll take care of the child. I'll change the diapers, clean the baby's small bumps. I'll do everything. No smoking. It's harmful for the child. Come on, give me a smile. You know, I've had many punches. But there are only two people whose punch leaves me... ...totally black out. One is Sanjay and the other is you. By the way, are you all boxers in your family? The dead body was found by a fisherman. This dilapidated... ...dead body is feared to be of a 25-26 year old man. Ruchi Sharma from Mumbai, India T.V. Ms. Sanjana... -Yes? Do you know Sanjay? I mean your society members told us... ...that you're his sister. Yes. -We've found a dead body at the Versova creek. We found a purse in the dead body's clothes and it... ...contained Mr. Sanjay Patel's documents. And we believe that it's his dead body. To identify the body, you will have to come along. Please come. It's okay, Shekhar. It's okay. It's not okay, Sanjana. Sanjay was my friend. He meant everything to me. I don't know how can control your tears. Well, even I'm feeling bad. He was a good man, wasn't he? Sanjana, don't control your tears. Don't suppress your feelings. Let the tears flow out. Just cry. It'll make you feel better. Cry. It's okay, Sanjana. I know it's a big shock for you. You had come here to meet your brother but... Just cry, Sanjana. Let your tears flow. Release your feelings. Or else grief will shatter you from within. Cry. -Sanjay! Sanjay, my brother! It's okay. Sanjana, what is gone is gone. He will never come back. It was perhaps God's wish. God has it's own strange ways. Let's go home. Sanjaya, my brother! Oh my God! Sir, she's the one. -Ms. Sanjana... -Yes? I hope you've got the news that we've found Sanjay Patel's... ...dead body near Versova creek. Well... -It's a *** case and the proofs clearly show that... ...you're involved in this case. How can I kill myself? I mean, how can I kill Sanjay? The blood stains on this statue and forensic reports... ...will make everything clear. How did this land here? -Arrest her. You can give your explanations in the court. -But this isn't mine. Inspector, you're... Oh no! Let's go. Your honor, according to late Sanjay Patel's family background... ...Sanjay didn't have any sister. Then from where did Sanjay's sister land all of a sudden? The weapon of ***. As per the forensic report... ...the DNA of the blood sample found on this statue... ...matches with Sanjay's DNA. The weapon of *** was found in that house... ...where Sanjana is staying as Sanjay's sister. Why? -One fine morning, she entered Sanjay sir's house. She said Shinde saw her but Shinde said he didn't. I doubt, madam is the murderer. -Just think about it. How can a man like me forget such a face? Ms. Loveleen Kapoor. Swear by the Holy Geeta that you will only speak the truth... ...and nothing but the truth. I promise I'll speak the truth and nothing but the truth. Ms. Loveleen, how did you know late Sanjay Patel? Sanjay was in love with me. We were going to get married very soon. Anyway... Sanjay would often tell me... ...that he fears that someone's following him. ...and is keeping an eye on all his movements. I thought it was just a delusion of his. Had I known that his life was in danger... ...I would give up my life to save him. But she... Why did you do this? Answer me. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. Do you have anything to say in your defense, Ms. Sanjana Patel? Bail cannot be granted because evidence could be tampered. Shekhar, I haven't killed Sanjay. Shekhar, listen to me. Shekhar, if anything happens to me, you will spend the rest... ...of your life sipping coffee at Leopold, waiting for me. Shekhar! "It's a tough job to live in this world being a woman." Thanks. I've few questions in my mind. -Why did I lie to you... ...that I'm Sanjay's sister Sanjana? Shekhar, you remember you would always say this to Sanjay... ...that one day I'll land in trouble due to girls. And I would say that if I ever land in trouble... ...I won't ask you for help. I didn't say that to you. I had said it to Sanjay. The truth is very strange, Shekhar. Look Shekhar, it's true that Sanjay was killed that night. But it's also true that despite dying, Sanjay didn't die that night. How should I make you understand? Sanjay is right in front of you, Shekhar. I'm Sanjay. Stop it, Sanjana. I know you think I'm a fool. But this is too much. Class Third. It was your birthday. You were 7 years old. Your pants came down because... ...you weren't wearing a belt at your birthday party. You had cried a lot. And you had even refused to cut the cake. Class 10th. I was copying but you were caught. The first day of college. A girl ragged you and you had... ...to narrate a dialogue in front of the History professor... ..."What about you, blacky?" 2nd year... -Hold on! Who's the first girl whom Sanjay had proposed? Pooja. Class 3rd. Sanjay's first date. -Class 9. Valentine's Day. I had stolen money from your pocket. It was your fees amount. You were thrashed at home. After that you didn't talk to me for 2 months. Do you remember? Shek... -The first girl who slapped Sanjay. Monica. -Wrong. You think Shilpa was the first girl to slap me. But if you wouldn't be standing in front of me... ...I wouldn't tell you about Shilpa either. How many more proofs do you want, Shekhar? Are you taking a revenge on me for making you... ...wait at Leopold for hours? Sanjay? "I'm like a free waterfall." "The ocean is my destination." "I can't flow like a restricted river through difficult slopes. "Lord, I can't live in this tough, perplexing world." "Yashoda, you're the mother of naughty Krishna." "By singing lullabies and feeding him butter, you're called..." "...upon as his mother." "Dear mother, I didn't eat the butter." "They're lying. It's a false blame on me." "I'm not lying. It's a false blame on me." "It's really tough to justify the truth in this world full of lies." "Be a woman and spread your love and affection all around." "She has to die every moment." "A woman has many facets to her, love, sacrifice, anger." "She has to undergo the fire test at every step..." "...and sustain at all odds." "I can fight a war or carry large mountains on my back..." "But I can't bear if anyone kicks my womb." Please sign these papers. Here you are. Sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Hello, sir. Couldn't you find a better sample than him? I think I'll have to spend my whole life in this prison. Just relax, Sanjay. Everything will be fine. There are couple of days left for the court hearing. I think I'll manage something. No, Shekhar. This time I've landed in a big problem. I don't think even you can get me out of it. Shekhar, if something untoward happens to me... ...it'll be your responsibility to take care of this child. I mean... I'm being punished for my sins. But my child doesn't deserve any punishment. Isn't it? I mean it's just not fair. Thanks. Did you see that, Parvati? My son too has a heart. Earlier he didn't have any feelings. After becoming my daughter, your son has become a human being. Nobody can win an argument with you. But what next? Exactly! What next? Sanjay, just try to remember. Anything about that night... ...that you've missed out. Try to remember. -Oh God! How could I forget! This girl-boy confusion... Shekhar, there were two more people... ...present over there. Seema and Rita. -What! Yes. They were there. In fact the problem started after their entry. Sanjay, I thought I was the biggest fool on earth. But thanks for making me realize that there are bigger fools... ...than me in this world. Do you think this is the right place to do comedy? Hello! Where are you going? Well... Flat 402, Seema Gupta. She's not there. -When will she come back? First she used to come back at morning but she's... ...not to be seen since last three months. She's missing. Where is she now? Do you have her address? I have no clue where she is and when she left. I don't know where Rita is. She hasn't paid her rent since 3 months. Are you her relative? Will you pay the rent? -No. I... Anyways, thank you. What... What... -Sorry! Hello. I can explain. Did you try his cell phone? -It's switched off. At least he should've called up. Ms. Sanjana, if Shekhar doesn't reach here on time... ...with a strong evidence, then... Order! Order! Please begin with the proceedings, Mr. Prasad. Any more witnesses? -No, your honor. Your honor, I would like to question Ms. Loveleen. Objection, your honor. Mr. Kothari has already questioned my client. I don't think he should be allowed to waste the court's precious time. Mr. Kothari, do you have any more questions that can... ...throw some light on this case? Yes, your honor. -Call Ms. Loveleen Kapoor in the witness box. Ms. Loveleen, where were you on the night of 25th March? Objection, your honor. Ms. Loveleen has already.. ...answered this question. Her answer was that she had gone to Mr. Malhotra's place... ...for a business deal. Your honor, I would like to present this newspaper in the court. It is dated 27th March. ...where Mr. Malhotra can be seen in a party in Delhi... ...held on 25th March. When he wasn't present in Mumbai... ...how can Ms. Loveleen go to his place? Your honor, Mr. Kothari is talking about the incident... ...that occurred 10 months ago. It's not necessary that I may remember the exact date. -It is necessary. It is necessary, Ms. Loveleen. Because it's a matter of an innocent person's life. An innocent person who's about to undergo the punishment... ...of the crime that you had committed. On the night of 25th March, you were at home. Your divorce was... ..finalized. Sanjay had come over to meet you. And you hit the statue on his head and murdered him. Objection, your honor. Mr. Kothari is repeating the same old story. Objection over ruled. Your honor, the new development in this case is this proof... ..that rules out Ms. Loveleen's false statement that... ...she was present at Mr. Malhotra's place. Mr. Kothari, I would like to ask you something. Where were you on the night of 7th January? I don't know. I don't remember. -Your honor... If Mr. Kothari is unable to tell the court where he was 7 days ago... ...and what he was doing, how can Ms. Loveleen be sure of... ...something that had happened 10 months ago? Mr. Kothari, you're trying to put forth a small fact against... ...many evidences and proofs that are found against Ms. Sanjana. I think you know you're losing it, Mr. Kothari. You're getting desperate. I object, my lord. Objection over ruled. Mr. Kothari, Ms. Loveleen's statement gets a benefit of doubt. Ask only those questions that are relevent to this case. The court will give its verdict after the recess. The court is adjourned for the break. His phone is not reachable. -Let's try again. Are you tensed? Very sad. You had ruined the lives of many women. Now you will realize what ruination means. I really pity you. I pity you, Sanjay. You know what, you're right. I was a cheap man. But being a woman, I'm far better than you. In a few months time, I understood the essence of a true woman. ...which you couldn't understand in all these years. I pity you. Mr. Kothari, any more witnesses? That's all, your honor. Any cross examination? On account of the evidences and witnesses produced in the court.. ...the court has arrived to a conclusion... ...that Ms. Sanjana Patel has murdered Mr. Sanjay Patel. So, the court finds Ms. Sanjana guilty of this crime. As per Indian penal code 302... -Your honor! I'm sorry to interfere. I've just received an evidence that can prove Ms. Sanjana innocent.. Objection, your honor. Mr. Kothari is trying to delay the judgment. That's it. -Objection over ruled. It's the matter of a person's life and death. He should be given... ...a chance. Thank you, my lord. I request the court to allow me to... ..call Mr. Mombattiwala as a witness in this case. Permission granted. One minute. I promise to speak the truth, the whole truth... ...and nothing but the truth. So, help me God. Thank you. Your honor, I own a shop of antique pieces. I went through my file and found out that this particular statue... ...was bought from my shop exactly 1 and a half year ago... ...that is on 23rd March, by Ms. Loveleen. Your honor, this is a very expensive item. And I always record the transaction of every expensive item in my file. You never know if there might be a police case. As in this case. My records came into use, your honor. Now I would like to present two prime eye witnesses of this case. Ms. Seema and Ms. Rita. Order! Order! It wasn't our fault. Sanjay had cheated on us. And Loveleen hit him on his head. We were innocent. But what else would we do? She offered us money. ...and promised to send us to Singapore. We accepted her offer. I don't know anything. I didn't do anything. Well... She... She did something. She hit something on Sanjay's head. We didn't do anything. On acccount of the statements of these new witnesses... ...the court has arrived to a decision that... ...the allegations against Ms. Sanjana Patel are baseless. As a result, the court acquits Ms. Sanjana from this case. That's great. -And the court also summons the police... ...to arrest Ms. Loveleen Kapoor. Your honor, there's a misunderstanding. One second. I admit I had murdered Sanjay. But Sanjay didn't die. -Order! Order! I mean, he had died but he 's come back to life. Order! -He's come back. He's alive. Your honor, he's not Sanjay. He's Sanjana. Order! -I mean, Sanjana is actually Sanjay. Your honor Sanjay is alive. Trust me. I'm not mad. -Order! Order! -Sanjay, tell him that you're Sanjay. Your honor! -Thank you so much. -Congrats! -Thank you. Sanjay! Sanjay! Sanju! Sanjay! -Order! Order! Sanjay! Sanjay! Hello. -I couldn't resist myself. So, I called up to ask... ...How are you feeling today, Sanjay Patel? You should thank God that you had only fainted. Otherwise I would've hit you so hard that you would die. How can you kill someone twice? What are you saying? I think Sanjay you've lost it. Oh my God1 It was a dream. I'm alive. It was a dream. -How dare you! Hello! -Loveleen, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. Sanjay Patel says sorry? Oh... Okay. Thank you! Thank you! Oh God! Let me carry your bags. Oh! Thank you. God bless you, son. I'm so sorry. -It's okay. Good morning, sir. -Good morning. Please sit. -Good morning, sir. -Morning! Please sit, Mr. Verma. This trick of yours by dropping your pen and looking around... It's not a good thing. You have big and beautiful eyes. If your wife finds out about your trick, she'll gouge your eyes out. So, control yourself.. especially eyes. Hi buddy! Hi. -You scoundrel! You were supposed to come back... ...within an hour last night. I had to drink 6 more coffees in 1 and half hours. Why don't you... -Sorry, Shekhar. From now on I'll sip... ...on coffee and wait for you. Okay? You didn't blow that trademark whistle of yours? Strange! Anyway Shekhar, I just want to tell you, thanks for everything. You've been a great buddy. I love you, man. Excuse me. I'll be right back. Good morning, sir. For you. Aarti. Hi, this is Sanjay. Sanjay Patel from Bhuvans college. Remember me? Hi. Aarti, I know I cheated on you. Well, I can't change whatever happened but I want to apologize. Aarti, I'm really sorry for what I did. Please forgive me. Yeah, thanks. Thanks. Take care. Okay? Bye. Bhavna? Bhavna, hi. Sanjay Patel. Bhavna, I called up to say sorry. I'm really very sorry. Sanjay Patel from Bhuvans college. Remember me? Hi. Yeah. Anjali I know I cheated on you. I'm really sorry for what I did. Yeah, you heard it right. I'm sorry. Very very sorry for what I did. I'm sorry.