Live And Let Die - English Transcript

Was so abIy pointed out by the secretary generaI... ...in his opening remarks. But-- and I must emphasize this point... ...no formuIa can or wiII ever cover each case. For instance-- When three or more appIicants have been recognized... ...which is in direct contradiction to-- Whose funeraI is it? Yours. One more time again? You're not married by any chance, are you? Good morning, 00 7. Good morning. Insomnia, sir? Instructions. You haven't much time. I'II expIain as you pack. Pack, sir? Three of our agents were kiIIed during the Iast 2 4 hours: Dawes in New York, HamiIton in New OrIeans... ...and Baines in the Caribbean. Baines. I rather Iiked Baines. We shared the same boot maker. Coffee? Sir? I take it these kiIIings are connected. That's preciseIy what you're going to find out. Baines was working on a smaII isIand in the Caribbean caIIed San Monique. Dawes was in New York... ...keeping an eye on its prime minister, one Dr. Kananga. HamiIton was on Ioan to the Americans in New OrIeans. Is that aII it does? By the way, congratuIations seem to be in order. The ItaIians were most impressed by the way you handIed the Rome affair. Thank you, sir. Sugar? Thanks. The authorities were more than heIpfuI. There's one smaII compIaint. They seem to be missing one of their agents... ...a Miss Caruso. You wouIdn't happen to know where she is? Ah, Miss Moneypenny. Good morning, Moneypenny. -Good morning, sir. -CertainIy the hour that's indecent. ReaIIy? I've got your ticket to New York. Q has repaired your wristwatch. And some background materiaI on San Monique. Thank you, Moneypenny. I'm sure the overburdened British taxpayer wiII be fascinated to know... ...how the SpeciaI Ordnance Section disburses its funds. In future, Commander, aIIow me to suggest... ...a perfectIy adequate watchmaker just down the street. Good God. By puIIing out this button, sir... ...it turns the watch into a hyperintensified magnetic fieId... ...powerfuI enough to even defIect the path of a buIIet... ...at Iong range, or so Q cIaims. I feeI very tempted to test that theory right now. If you don't mind, Commander, my spoon. Oh, sorry, sir. Thank you. Dr. Kananga is, at present, in New York. The CIA have been informed, and they're heIping with the surveiIIance. Your fIight arrives at 1 1 :30 a.m. Now, where did I Ieave my coat? Oh, aIIow me. Thank you. Come aIong, Miss Moneypenny. -Good morning, Bond. -Sir. Miss Moneypenny. Thank you. Good-bye, James. Or shouId I say... ,,, ''Ciao, bello''? Such a deIicate touch. Sheer magnetism, darIing. A man comes. He traveIs quickIy. He has purpose. He comes over water, He travels with others, He wiII oppose. He brings vioIence and destruction. HeIIo. Mr. Leiter for you, sir. Thank you. HeIIo, FeIix. How are you? Traffic permitting, l should be with you in about half an hour, Then you can buy me the best lunch in New York, Fine, James. Your friend Kananga has just Ieft the U.N. He's probabIy headed back to his embassy. No, don't worry. I've got the pIace eyebaIIed, wired for sound, the works. Right. I'II see you in a haIf hour. Easy, CharIie. Let's get there in one piece. CharIie? Right. Stand by. Here comes Kananga's Iimousine. Out he gets... ...with the usuaI goon squad... ...and the girI. Time, 1 1 :46. What is that? HeIIo, FeIix? You know how I hate to troubIe you... ...but I've run into a IittIe bother. Your driver is dead, You what? Get me a make on a white pimpmobiIe. 34 7 NeIson-David-George. lt would seem, Dr, Kananga, that the conference has not lived up,,, ...to your prior expectations. We can onIy hope that this is a temporary setback. However, I do have some observations to make. Take a Ietter, pIease. To Secretary GeneraI, Pan IsIand Unity Conference. Sir... ...I wish to point out... ...that... ,,,too many of our island neighbors,,, ,,,have once again let themselves be,,, ,,,bullied by United States industry, The story is an old one,,, ,,,the record a clear one, Since my historic statement of principles,,, ,,,was delivered and acted upon some six months ago,,, ,,,our economic outlook has improved dramatically, By exercising our policy of friendship to all with favoritism towards none,,, ,,,new respect for the entire area has been engendered,,, ,,,and even though some of my most-- James, that car is registered to a shop at 33 East 65th Street. That's onIy a bIock away from here. Right. Take your time, buddy. Kananga's knitting a fIag in there. lt might be the easiest thing to do-- Something in heads? Just browsing. Thank you. Five doIIars. Do you think you couId gift-wrap it for me, pIease? Lengthwise, if you don't mind. Thank you. Remains my first concern, Thus, San Monique's future obligations vis-a-vis her island neighbors,,, ,,,would seem clear, Those who fawn and crawl in the face of intimidation,,, ,,,must perforce to look up to those who stand proudly,,, ,,,wrapped in a justifiable self-confidence, The time has come,,, ,,,painful as it may be,,, ,,,to gaze out among our sister nations in the area,,, ,,,and see if any-- He's taiIing. I got him in my sights. -Hey, you know where you going, man? -Uptown, I beIieve. Uptown? You headed into HarIem, man. Just keep on the taiI of that jukebox and there's an extra 20 in it for you. Hey, man, for 20 bucks... ...I'II take you to a KIu KIux KIan cookout. 1 25th, you got a *** on your taiI. He's heading east. Can't miss him. It's Iike foIIowing a cue baII. That's the car. They must have gone inside. PuII up where you can. Sure hope you make friends easy. Right on, brother! He's heading on in. Good afternoon. Bourbon and water, pIease. First booth wiII do. -TeII him neat, wouId you? -Huh? -No ice. -That's extra, man. I'd Iike something on the side as weII-- information. Three men and a girI came in. ReIax, baby. Mr. Big's gonna take care of you in a minute. BIack queen on the red king, Miss-- -SoIitaire. -My name's Bond. James Bond. I know who you are, what you are and why you've come. You have made a mistake. You wiII not succeed. Rather a sweeping statement, considering we've never met. The cards have foIIowed you for me. Now, you get ripped off in Detroit, baby, you yeII out to me, you hear? Is he armed? You can't be too carefuI in New York City these days. Funny how the Ieast IittIe thing amuses him. Oh, fascinating. That's you, quite obviousIy. An amazing resembIance. TeII me, am I in there as weII? Pick a card. Turn it over. You have found yourseIf. I'm teIIing you, y'aII go out there to L.A. and cIean it up... ...or I'm coming out there and cIean you up, and I mean that! Is this the stupid mother that taiIed you uptown? There seems to be some mistake. My name is-- Names is for tombstones, baby. Y'aII take this *** out and waste him, now. -''Waste him''? Is that a good thing? -The reading is over. Nothing about my future? Us? Now, promise you'II stay right there. I shan't be Iong. Thank you. Keep your hands up, ***. What does he think this is? I'II bIow his head off, man. Drop it! Now. HaroId Strutter, CIA. Where were you when I didn't need you? Got obvious you weren't coming out front... ...not even with that cIever disguise you're wearing. Whiteface in HarIem. Good thinking, Bond. Let's get out of here. I'm surprised they didn't spot you too. There's a most remarkabIe girI back there with a deck of cards. I saw those cards on the way up. Spades, James, every one. You were naiIed the minute you Ieft 7 4th. There's onIy one man... ...who can puII together that much bIack muscIe in town. CaIIs himseIf Mr. Big. You name the business, they say he has a bIack concession. What wouId a foreign prime minister Iike Kananga... ...want with an American gangster? The question is, what wouId Mr. Big want with a two-bit isIand dipIomat? Mr, Big? Where the hell does he fit into this mess? A genuine FeIix Iighter. IIIuminating. Listen, James we just found out that Kananga's got a private pIane... ...and he's Ieaving for San Monique within the hour. -Then get me on the next fIight. -l already did, I knew you wouIdn't pass a chance to get away from where the reaI action is. The Iegendary Baron Samedi, foIks. That's Saturday, for those of you who speak French. Voodoo God of Cemeteries and Chief of the Legion of the Dead. The Man Who Cannot Die. But for our purposes, just a performer in a IittIe musicaI extravaganza... ...we've cooked up for you wonderfuI peopIe. Good evening. The name is Bond. You have a reservation for me. Yes, Mr. Bond, of course. Mrs. Bond has been expecting you. -Mrs. Bond? -She arrived earIier this afternoon. Said she preferred something a IittIe more private. BungaIow 1 2. An incurabIe romantic, Mrs. Bond. Room service, pIease. Room service? This is Mr. Bond, bungaIow 1 2. I'd Iike a bottIe of BoIIinger, pIease. SIightIy chiIIed. Two gIasses. Thank you. Anybody home? Your champagne, sir. -What was that? -Your champagne. Put it on the tabIe. Thanks. -ShaII I open it? -What? ShaII I open it? No. I can manage. Thank you. -There you are. -Thank you. Mrs. Bond, I presume? I'm Rosie Carver. I guess I have a IittIe expIaining to do. Yes. Either you or... ...dear UncIe FeIix. Custom .38 Smith and Wesson. Corrugated three-inch stock. No seriaI number. Standard CIA issue. Question is, why point it at me? The man who deIivered your champagne is not a hoteI waiter. I was just trying to be carefuI. As for FeIix Leiter, you're right. I've worked for CIA here for some time now. He cabIed me you were coming and asked if I wouIdn't heIp out. Perhaps you'd better start by getting your head together. -There's a mirror in the bathroom. -Yes. You're onIy my second mission, you know. My first was Baines, the agent who was kiIIed. It's a reIief to know I'm next in Iine for the same kind of aid. There's a-- A snake. I shouId have toId you. Never go in there without a mongoose. I shouId have never gotten into any of this! I'm going to be compIeteIy useIess to you. I'm sure we'II be abIe to Iick you into shape. It's getting Iate, Mrs. Bond. Tomorrow is going to be a very busy day for us. Kananga is protecting something down here... ...something which... ...Baines obviousIy discovered. You're going to show me the spot where Baines' body was found. That, I'm afraid, onIy Ieaves us tonight to... ...weII, catch up on oId times. FeIix toId me there'd be moments Iike this. What did good oId FeIix suggest? If aII eIse faiIed, cyanide piIIs. I settIed for two bedrooms. Good night, Mr. Bond. Mrs. Bond. Why, it's just a hat, darIing, beIonging to a smaII-headed man... ...of Iimited means who Iost a fight with a chicken. It's a warning. Get it out of here! PIease! PIease don't Ieave me aIone tonight. James, pIease promise me. AII right, darIing, if you insist. I promise. I thank you. Rosie! Breakfast's up! -Are you ready yet? -What? I have to see about organizing a car. I'II see you in the Iobby. Over here, sir. Guaranteed big fish. -Catch big fish, sir. -Hey, baby! Over here. Bring your man over here. Just $20. HaIf a day. You got warm Iady. We got coId beer over here. You want to catch a big fish? It's onIy two pounds over here. Good morning. Come on, Rosie. This one seems eager enough. Excuse me. Where can I change? Me. CIothes off. Where? Stop right there. Turn around sIowIy. Keep your hands up! As I was saying, QuarreI, a Iousy agent... ...but the compensations speak for themseIves. Rosie Carver, meet the man who shares my hairbrush... ...QuarreI, Junior. I'm reaIIy sorry. I couId've shot you. You might have even kiIIed me if you'd taken off the safety catch. Never mind, darIing. You just Iet us know when we get to the spot where Baines was kiIIed. It's up in the hiIIs just after we cIear the next cove. Hey, QuarreI, who the heII Iives up there? That's the house of the Kananga woman. She's supposed to have the power of the Obeah. No one on the isIand dare go up there except him. He comes again. There will be violence, He approaches even now, -By Iand or water? -Water. He has arrived. Good. Rosie's been more efficient than I anticipated. I know a pIace where we can rustIe up a car. BeautifuI, brave, and now resourcefuI. Rosie, you seem to be staging a remarkabIe comeback. TeII me about the future. Is it death? l said, is it death? It is death. They're coming. Rosie knows what to do. Now, I want no bodies this time, no trace. It's down there. But I thought you said Baines was kiIIed up in the hiIIs, darIing. Up in the hiIIs down there. Why don't we have a bite of Iunch and discuss it? There's an exceIIent patty in the hamper. I'm in no hurry. Are you? No. Oh, you don't know what finding you has meant to me. Oh, I can imagine. And you've no idea what finding this has meant to me. You do know what the Queen of Cups means in an upside-down position? A deceitfuI, perverse woman, a Iiar, a cheat. And I'd Iike some answers now. PIease-- You don't understand, see. They'II kiII me if I do. And I'II kiII you if you don't. But you couIdn't. You wouIdn't. Not after what we've just done. I certainIy wouIdn't have kiIIed you before. It used to be a convincing act, Rosie. It's wearing a IittIe thin now. It's not an act. It's-- Make your choice. Rosie. Rosie! You wiII expIain what went wrong. I see the intervention of a woman. The girI was about to confess. We had to kiII her. The trap was set. Tee Hee was waiting. And you saw death. It must have been the girI's death. If you do not ask specific questions... ...I cannot be responsibIe for your misinterpretation of the answers. These growing signs of impertinence begin to disturb me, SoIitaire... ...even as they did with your mother before you. She had the power and Iost it, became useIess to me. You wiII not make the same mistake. SoIitaire. Where is Bond now? Where is Bond now? I cannot see when you are this way with me. Things become uncIear. Let us hope these momentary Iapses do not become a habit. Your power exists to serve me... ...and it is mine to controI. If and when the time comes I decide you are to Iose it... ...I myseIf wiII take it away. SoIitaire, go to sIeep. You have made me angry with you... ...and I have no wish to be. Tee Hee. Put down those cards! It is a bIasphemy! They teII nothing to those who cannot see. But they do. That's a bit of Iuck. Good Iuck for both of us. The cards say we wiII be Iovers. You're mistaken. It's impossibIe, forbidden for me-- Now you must go. But you do beIieve... ...I mean, reaIIy beIieve in the cards. They have never Iied to me. Then they won't now. Pick one. You knew the answer before it was given. StrangeIy enough, somehow... ...so did I. So it's finaIIy happened... ...just as it did to my mother and... ...her mother before her. WeII, of course it did. WeII, you're visuaI proof of that, aren't you? Come on. Cheer up, darIing. Has to be a first time for everyone. Now, teII me, where's Kananga? I cannot see. Oh, yes, the cards. I'II get them. No. There's no need to be frightened. You'II soon be rid of him, I promise. I promise. I just need a... ...IittIe bit of information, that's aII. The power-- I've Iost it. The high priestess... ...is wife to the prince no Ionger of this worId. The spirituaI bridge to the secret church. It's my fate. By compeIIing me to earthIy Iove... ...the cards themseIves have taken away my powers. DarIing, I have a smaII confession to make. Now, try not to be too upset. The deck was sIightIy stacked in my favor. It makes no difference. The physicaI vioIation cannot be undone. When he finds out I've Iost my power... ...he'II kiII me. Now, come on. He'II have to find you first. Lovers' Iesson number one-- we have no secrets. For exampIe, I have a boat waiting. You can be on it. AII I have to know before we Ieave is... ...what goes on back there in VoodooIand. DarIing, three men and a girI have been kiIIed in the Iast four days... ...not counting the times they've tried to stop me from discovering... ...whatever Kananga's protecting. Now, do you want to be on that boat or not? I simpIy read the cards for him. I've never been there, and he's never taken me there. I've never dared to go... ...but I've Iooked in the cards. I've seen great riches there. They'II kiII you. ''Us,'' darIing. They wiII kiII us. Lovers' Iesson number two... ...togetherness tiII death do us part, or thereabouts. Is there time before we Ieave... ...for Iesson number three? AbsoIuteIy. There's no sense in going off haIf-cocked. -This way. -How can you be so sure? These scarecrows are to scare peopIe away. You're not scared, are you? Lesson number four-- foIIow the scarecrows. -Good morning, boss. -Good morning. It's sure gonna be a beautifuI day. Yes, sir, a beautifuI day. They're heading for the hiII. They're here. If he finds it, kiII him. Quick! We've Iost him. He has the girI. They're somewhere under the nets. At any cost, any... ...Bond must die. Unit two-five, we have picked them up. Base to 25, Arrest Bond, But, l repeat, the girl is not to be touched, Message received and understood. Over and out. Base to all units, l repeat, the girl is not to be touched, -Go get some more water. -Get out of the way! Sweet mother of pearI. AII change. End of the Iine. Get down beIow quickIy. Here. I'II do that. You get us started. lt appears a bust, James. He'II be Iooking for me now. I know he'II never stop. Come on, darIing. It's aII over. VoodooIand was just poppy fieIds... ...a simpIe matter of *** smuggIing. I'II have a word with a man named FeIix and turn the case over to him. Then you and I wiII be off. By the way, where wouId you Iike to go? Anywhere where we can find one of these. How quickIy can we make it to New OrIeans? Santa Mina, four hours away. You can catch a fIight and be there in the morning. Then get in touch with FeIix on the scrambIer. TeII him to meet me there tomorrow. RoyaI OrIeans HoteI. Tampa is cIoser. HamiIton was kiIIed in New OrIeans, so there has to be a connection. And this is a vaIuabIe piece of merchandise we're carrying... ...which, with any Iuck, they'II want back. RoyaI OrIeans HoteI, pIease. Are you sure this is the way to New OrIeans? I don't know, but it sure beats the heII out of HarIem, don't it? WeII, heIIo, Jim! What's happening, baby? Just ease back now, Jim. ReIax! Mr. Big wants to see you. You made a mistake back on that isIand, Bond. You took something that didn't beIong to you... ...and you took it from a friend of Mr. Big's. That type of mistake is tough to bounce back from. -But I've onIy just arrived. -Today is your Iucky day, Jim. You're going skydiving. There's a heII of a view of the Iake from 1 0,000 feet. My onIy regret is I won't be there to see it. -Hey, that's him! Let's go! -Come on, come on! -Good morning. You're, uh-- -Mrs. BeII. You're not my instructor? -Where's Mr. BIeeker? -Indisposed. I'II be giving the Iesson. Come on, come on! -What's on for today? -WeII, Iet's just wing it, shaII we? You're over-revving. Leroy, sIow down! For Pete's sake, sIow down! -Do what the man say! -I can't find the brake! CIose those doors! HoIy ***! Look out! Look out! Okay, Don. Don't worry. I'II take care of it. Right. TaIk to you Iater. I gotta go and give a Iesson. Same time tomorrow, Mrs. BeII? Yes, Mr. BIeeker. Yes, sir. WeII, I know you just... ...can't gIue the wings back on. Now, Mr. BIeeker, I'm sure... -...there's no reason for name-caIIing. -You can fit the rest this afternoon. -Right, sir. -Don't forget the doubIe vents. I appreciate she may be... one of your best pupiIs, yes. That'II do niceIy. That's a IittIe frantic. I'II keep the other three. Any suggestion of that kind shouId be forwarded in writing to Washington. -How is Mrs. BeII? -Intensive care. She'II puII through. Yes, sir. Oh, no, sir, no one's questioning your patriotism. I'm sure you're a veteran, sir. FeIix, you might find out if there's a FiIIet of SouI restaurant in town. We're way ahead of you. It's on Docker Street. Strutter's watching it now. HeII of a send-off. This way. -Where's Strutter? -He's gotta be inside somewhere. Two, gentIemen? I got a nice booth over here just against the waII. Do you think you couId find something a IittIe cIoser to the stage? -What's wrong with a booth? -I once had a nasty turn in a booth. -Bourbon. No ice, pIease. -Two Sazeracs. Where's your sense of adventure, James? This is New OrIeans. ReIax. -One of you guys caIIed FeIix Leiter? -Yeah. Right here. TeIephone caII for you. Guy caIIed Strutter. Thanks. For a minute there, I thought Harry was Iaying down on the job. What happened to my-- -What happened to my friend? -What happened to your friend? Thanks for dropping in, baby. Yeah, you one tough pig to naiI down. You've been picking at me Iike some kind of maggot. First you go up to HarIem and kiII one of the brothers. That disturbed me. WeII, then you go and steaI this vaIuabIe young Iady... ...from my good friend, Dr. Kananga. Now, oId Kananga, he beIieves in aII that card crap. I mean, he's mad. WeII, possession being nine points of the Iaw... ...I wouId say Kananga is your probIem now. Thank you. In fact, if I were you, I'd watch my step from now on. Yeah, weII, you just Iet me handIe our business with the man. I've got my own pIans for you, baby. But first... ...there's one IittIe question that he wants answers for. In that case, you'd better ship me back to the isIand and Iet him ask in person. I'm not in the habit of giving answers to Iackeys. You damn Iucky you got a ear Ieft to hear the question with... ...which is-- Did you mess with that? That's between SoIitaire and myseIf and Kananga. I'II teII him when I see him. You won't see the sunIight unIess you answer me! I had no idea you were so frightened of him. -Did you touch her? -When I see Kananga. Right. Quite reveaIing. Kananga, poppy grower in thousands of acres of weII-camoufIaged fieIds... ...protected by the voodoo threat of Baron Samedi. And as Mr. Big, distributor and whoIesaIer... ...through a chain of FiIIet of SouI restaurants. WhoIesaIe? SeII *** for money? My apoIogies. I'm sure you simpIy give it away. ExceIIent, Mr. Bond. That's preciseIy what I intend to do. Two tons of it to be exact. When entering into a fierceIy competitive fieId... ...one finds it advisabIe to give away free sampIes. Man or woman, bIack or white. I don't discriminate. Two tons of *** with a street vaIue weII over a biIIion doIIars... ...nationaIIy distributed free? That shouId make a certain group of famiIies... ...rather angry, wouIdn't you say? Angry? Why, my dear Mr. Bond... ...it'II drive them out of their minds and, subsequentIy, out of the business. Quite ingenious. A sort of junkie's weIfare system. WeII, mereIy untiI the number of addicts in the country... ...has doubIed, shaII we say? Then I wiII begin to market that acreage that you bIundered into the other day. That *** wiII be very expensive... ...Ieaving myseIf and the phone company... ...the onIy two going monopoIies in this nation for years to come. And here I thought it was SoIitaire did the fortuneteIIing. Let's hope for both of your sakes she stiII can. The question stiII stands, Mr. Bond, asked by the gentIeman concerned. Did you touch her? Why, it's not the sort of question a gentIeman answers. WeII, having set the exampIe... ...I don't expect Miss SoIitaire to be any Iess the Iady. By the way... ...that's a particuIarIy handsome watch you're wearing, Mr. Bond. -May I see it, pIease? -You'II forgive me if I don't get up. Butter hook. Tee Hee... ...on the first wrong answer from Miss SoIitaire... ...you wiII snip the IittIe finger of Mr. Bond's right hand. Starting with the second wrong answer... ...you'II proceed to the more vitaI areas. SoIitaire, my dear... ...I want you to Iisten to me very carefuIIy. On the back of Mr. Bond's watch, the registration number... ...3-2-6-6. Do I speak the truth? You speak the truth. WeII. If nothing eIse, at Ieast I have Iaid your fears to rest. My compIiments on a spIendid operation. There is one thing, however, the-- Whisper, take him to the farm. When do we start back? Soon, SoIitaire, soon. SoIitaire, why? I treated you weII. You Iacked for nothing. -I don't understand what you-- -Mr. Bond's watch, my dear. I gave you every break possibIe. You had a 50-50 chance. You weren't even cIose. I had no choice. PIease beIieve me. The cards. When the time came, I myseIf wouId have given you Iove. You knew that. You knew that! There's onIy one proper way to deaI with this. And one proper time. The tonnage order is nearIy compIete. We move it out tonight. And I mean tonight. Mr. Bond. How much do you know about crocodiIes, Bond? Oh, I've aIways tried to keep them at arm's Iength, myseIf. Cute IittIe nippers, ain't they? I don't suppose those potentiaI overnight bags are orphans? Oh, no. We have some moms and dads as weII. In fact, quite a few thousand. This is the part I Iike best-- feeding time. I suspect the highIight of the tour. Some of these babies Iive to be 200 years oId. Look over there. That's an aIIigator. You can aIways teII by its round nose. Aha! There's oId AIbert. Now, he's a croc. Got overcareIess with him sometime back and he took my whoIe arm off. -WeII done, AIbert. -They'II eat anything, even each other. Then again, sometime they can go a whoIe year without eating. -Oh, I was rather counting on that. -There are two ways... ...to disabIe a crocodiIe, you know. I don't suppose you care to share that information with me? One way is to take a penciI and jam it in the depression hoId behind his eyes. And the other? Oh, the other is twice as simpIe. You just put your hand in his mouth... ...and puII his teeth out. It's on fire! Adam, get him! Adam, get the car! Cut him off! Hector, move, damn it! Bond ripped off one of our boats! He's headed for the Irish Bayou. The man that gets him stays alive, Now, move, you mother-- Toby! Toby, I got me a reguIar Ben Hur down here... ...doing 95 minimum. -Need any help, J, W, ? -HeII, no! You got a set of wheeIs that just won't quit, boy... ...if they's yours, that is. You spin around, boy. Ten fingers on the fender. Legs apart. I'm sure this ain't exactIy your debut with this sort of thing. You picked the wrong parish to hauI *** through, boy. Nobody cuts and runs on Sheriff J.W. Pepper... ...and it's him speaking now, by the by. What the fu-- J, W,, soon as you nail that offending vehicle,,, ,,,Miss Pearson just called, Seems her dog's foaming all at the mouth, She's got him locked up in the shed,,, ,,,wondering if you'd like to come over and shoot it for her, You teII Miss Pearson take a fIying-- Dog. That Iook Iike a boat stuck in the sheriff's car there, Eddie? Boy, where you been aII your Iife? That there's one of them new car-boats. By the powers invested in me... ...by this parish... ...I hereby do commandeer this vehicIe... ...and aII those persons within. And that means you, smart-***. Unit 23 in position, Ten-four, 23, Come in, 28, Hey, J, W,, seems like Deke Rogers,,, ,,,done got his boat stole off the river,,, ,,,but picked up a new one in his swimming pool, Sheriff, you want to get your boys off our frequency? Give me that! Now you Iisten to me, trooper boy! We got a swamp fuII of bIack Russians... ...driving boats to beat the band down here! Relax, Sheriff, We've got a roadblock waiting for them at Miller's Bridge, Unit 26 at MiIIer's Bridge. We're just about aII set here. Make that secure there, you hear? Okay, feIIas, here they come. AII right, out of my way! I'm in charge here! You two boys, come on! l don't want excuses, l want those two men and their boats,,, ,,,apprehended immediately, did you hear? Yes, sir, Captain. I understand. But I don't know right off... ...where we'II find a boat fast enough to catch them. I got it. You caII my brother-in-Iaw BiIIy Bob. He got the fastest boat on the whoIe damn river! BiIIy Bob wiII sure enough fix their ***, huh? Yeah, caII BiIIy Bob. Now, there's two boats, Billy Bob, and they're moving like buttered pigs, Now, l promised these boys here you would get them, -Don't let me down, hear? -CooI down, J.W. I'm on my way. -You want something, boy? -I'd Iike to borrow this boat, if I may. Everybody on the river wouId Iike to borrow this boat. Billy Bob, we got them spotted, They're headed for Haley's Landing, That's my brother-in-Iaw! That's BiIIy Bob! He'II get them. BiIIy Bob'II get them. Hot damn! If one side of the Pepper famiIy don't get them, the other side wiII. Let's go! If any man can show just cause... ...why they may not IawfuIIy be joined together... ...Iet him now speak, or eIse hereafter and forever-- Headquarters to all units, suspects seen,,, ,,,proceeding down via Liberty towards Highway 1 1, Proceed with caution, WouId you get that chicken coop off the road? Did you ever think of getting a driver's Iicense, boy? Are you sure that was your brother-in-Iaw, Sheriff? -HeIIo, FeIix. What are you doing here? -We'II get to that Iater. Kananga's in town. He's got your girI with him. They just took off. There's the son of a ***! I got him! What are you? Some kind of doomsday machine, boy? WeII, we got a cage strong enough to hoId an animaI Iike you here. -WouId you enIighten the sheriff? -Yes, sir. J.W., Iet me have a word with you. J.W., now, this feIIa's from London, EngIand. He's an EngIishman working in cooperation with our boys-- A sort of secret agent. Secret agent? On whose side? We busted the FiIIet of SouI an hour ago. We came up with nothing but these. Kananga's cIear. You shouId have seen... ...the size of the guy who got on the boat with him. Nine feet taII, I swear. Big top hat, a cockamamie fIute in one hand and SoIitaire in the other. The incendiary bombs are set for midnight. Now, that gives you exactIy 30 minutes. Watch out for sharks on the way back. -I'II see you for breakfast, FeIix. -Good hunting. You're going to need these and the shark gun on the way back. -Seems Iike the party's started. -My regards to Baron Samedi... ...right between the eyes. TroubIe! Ah, Mr. Bond, there you are! And Miss SoIitaire, as weII. HardIy unexpected, but most weIcome. Whisper! Two more gIasses for our guests! -What shaII we drink to, Mr. Bond? -WeII, how about an earthquake? -WeIcome home! Where's our boy? -He'II be aIong anytime now. I checked behind a rock, and his wet suit is gone. Keep the change. It's unfortunate that your wet suit was discovered... ...onIy minutes before the fieId was destroyed. -Don't teII me you're not insured. -No. The poppy's a very sturdy fIower. You have been a reIativeIy minor nuisance, in fact. But this gun-- I find it particuIarIy fascinating. What is it? A shark gun, naturaIIy, with compressed gas peIIets. Ingenious! Don't puII the pin out. The air in here is fouI enough aIready. Aw! Somehow I never thought of you as a poor Ioser. I was hoping you wouId join me to a drink to the future. Miss SoIitaire used to know aII about the future. She was especiaIIy good at predicting death. An underground monoraiI. Connected to the Iast refuge of a scoundreI, no doubt. The *** Ieaves here, I take it, carried somewhere by that winch. Correct again, Mr. Bond. What a quick study you are. Let me show you exactIy how it works. -Where in heII can the man be? -ReIax. He must have got tied up somewhere. These cans hoId 25 pounds each. There are 20 cans to a shipment, packed in watertight... ...metaI containers. It's your show, but I'm sure there must be a simpIer way of drowning someone. Drown, Mr. Bond? I doubt you'II get the chance to drown. Perhaps we couId try something in an even simpIer vein. On the contrary, Mr. Bond. I think you'II find those wounds quite fataI. Whisper. The gate. Oh, sIowIy, Whisper! SIowIy, sIowIy. Let our diners assembIe. Look out! -Where's Kananga? -WeII, he aIways did have... ...an infIated opinion of himseIf. Oh, James. How do we get out of here? We take the train, of course. Thanks for everything, FeIix. I'II see you tomorrow night... Thanks for everything, FeIix. I'II see you tomorrow night... -...at the 2 1 CIub. Don't be Iate. -I don't see why you'II traveI this way. I mean, what the heII can the two of you do on the train for 1 6 hours? Say good-bye to FeIix, darIing. Now, the first thing to Iearn in pIaying gin rummy is to never take... ...a card from the exposed piIe unIess you reaIIy need it. Gin. James, what are you doing? Just testing an oId adage. UnIucky at cards-- -Do hurry up, James. -Won't be a moment, darIing. Lock the door as weII on your way up, wouId you, James? After aII, we wouIdn't want anyone to just waIk in on us, wouId we? The first time in my Iife, I feeI Iike a compIete woman. The sIightest touch of your hand-- I was aIways so afraid that a part of me wouId stay with the past... ...but now I know there's no chance of that any Ionger. Just to be abIe to reach out and touch you. Mr. Bond, it's good to see you again. James! What's going on? Let me out of here! James, Iet me go! WeII, that wasn't very funny. Now what are you doing? Just being disarming, darIing.