Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - English Transcript

[ Gunfire ] [ Explosion ] [ Man Narrating ] The war to end all wars did not end soon enough. So, Heartland, U.S.A. sent the allies... its most effective secret weapon. [ Explosion ] - Sergeant Pepper... - [ Bell Dings ] and his Lonely Hearts Club Band. [ Drums ] [ Continues ] For music above and beyond the call of duty... Sergeant Pepper was awarded the coveted Golden Eagle. Heartland was proud of its famous sergeant. But more than that, they delighted in knowing that he remained... a good, simple, small-town boy. Every time Sergeant Pepper played, the world danced. They danced through the Roaring Twenties, the Depression, [ Moos ] economic recovery... and yet... another great war. And for some 50-odd years, Heartland's feet tapped to the beat... of Sergeant Pepper's magical music. How do you honor someone who had done so much... to make so many people so happy? Heartland decided to erect a Sergeant Pepper weather vane... on top of our city hall. It would always point the way to happiness. And as mayor, I presided over the ceremony. At the end, Sergeant Pepper assured us that he would play us one more tune. [ Crowd Applauding ] [ Loud Cheer ] [ Crowd Groans ] Oh, well. August 10, 1958. A day none of us will ever forget. To the town of Heartland, he left his musical instruments. These instruments have the power to make dreams come true. And as long as they remained in Heartland's care, humanity would live happily forever after. Sergeant Pepper left his wholesome grandson, Billy Shears, his cherished Golden Eagle. This made Billy's stepbrother, the greedy Dougie Shears, veryjealous indeed. Sergeant Pepper then asked Billy to form a new Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. This band would feature Billy's three best friends. Mark, Dave and Bob Henderson. We wondered if there would ever be a new Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. And we wondered what the new band would sound like. Dougie appointed himself their business manager... and introduced the band in his own unique way. It was 20 years ago today Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play They've been going in and out of style But they're guaranteed to raise a smile So may I introduce to you The act you've known for all these years Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We hope you will enjoy the show Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Sit back and let the evening go Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band It's wonderful to be here It's certainly a thrill You're such a lovely audience We'd like to take you home with us We'd love to take you home I don't really want to stop the show But I thought you might like to know That the singer's gonna sing a song And he wants you all to sing along So let me introduce to you The one and only Billy Shears Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Billy Shears What would you think if I sang out of tune Would you stand up and walk out on me Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song And I'll try not to sing out of key I get by with a little help from my friends Mmm, I get high with a little help from my friends Yeah, gonna try with a little help from my friends What do I do when my love is away Does it worry you to be alone How do I feel by the end of the day Are you sad because you're on your own No, I get by with a little help from my friends Yeah, I get high with a little help from my friends Gonna try with a little help from my friends Do you need anybody I need somebody to love Could it be anybody I just want somebody to love Would you believe in a love at first sight Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time What do you see when you turn out the light I can't tell you but I know it's mine Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends Yeah, I get high with a little help from my friends Oooh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends I get high with a little help from my friends With a little help from my friends [ Mr. Kite ] Heartland loved the boys, and the boys loved music. Billy and Strawberry loved each other. And Dougie loved making money. But on that memorable day a telegram arrived... that was destined to change their lives. It came from B.D. Hoffler, the president of Big Deal Records, the world's largest, most successful record company. ''We hear your music is great. Stop. ''We need a tape of your songs, and we need it now. Stop. ''If we like your music, we'll make you superstars and the money will never stop. Stop. Signed, B.D. Hoffler, Hollywood. '' A long, long way from Heartland. How about that? Superstars from Heartland. Who could be more deserving? Wouldn't Sergeant Pepper be proud? Just think. Superstars. Who could be more deserving? Hmm. I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in And stops my mind from wandering Where it will go I'm filling the cracks that ran through the door That kept my mind from wandering Where it will go And it really doesn't matter If I'm wrong I'm right Where I belong I'm right Where I belong See the people standing there who disagree and never win And wonder why they don't get in my door I'm painting my room in a colorful way And when my mind is wandering There I will go La, la, la, la, la I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in And stops my mind from wandering - Where - Where - It - It - Will - Will - Go - Go Oh, one and a two One, two, three Da-da, bah, bah Bah, bah, bah, bah Bah, bah bah, bah, bah-bah Dee-dee, dee-doo, dee-doo dee-diddledy diddledy diddledy And one Two One, two One, two, three, four It's getting better all the time - Used to get mad at my school - But I can't complain The teachers that taught me weren't cool No, I can't complain - You're holding me down - [ Acoustical Feedback ] [ Crowd Murmuring ] It's getting better all the time - I used to get mad at my school - But I can't complain The teachers that taught me weren't cool No, I can't complain You're holding me down You're turning me round Ahhh Filling me up with your rules I got to admit it's getting better Better A little better all the time Can't get no worse I have to admit it's getting better Better It's getting better Since you've been mine Me used to be angry young man Me hiding me head in the sand [ Deep Computerized Voice ] Keep your mind on business. - Take over Heartland. - I've got to admit it's getting better - Better - A little better all the time It can't get no worse I have to admit It's getting better [ Computerized Voice ] Why? [ Buzzing ] [ Computerized Voice ] We hate love. We hate joy. We love money. [ Beeping ] Money. Money. Money. Money. It's getting better all the time Better, better, better I used to be cruel to my woman I beat her and kept her apart From the things that she loved Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene And I'm doing the best that I can Oooh-ooh I admit it's getting better Better A little better all the time It can't get no worse Yes, I admit it's getting better Better It's getting better Since you've been mine Getting so much better all the time It's getting better all the time Better, better, better Getting so much better all the time [ Whistling, Cheering ] [ Mayor Narrating ] Big Deal lost no time in responding. The telegram read, ''B.D. loves your music. B.D. loves you. Expect you in Hollywood tomorrow. Signed, B.D. '' [ All Cheering ] Everybody was happy. But Strawberry realized that she and Billy would be separated... for the first time in their young lives. There was barely time for tender farewells. [ Rooster Crows ] Here comes the sun Here comes the sun and I say It's all right Little darlin' It's been a long cold, lonely winter Little darlin' It feels like years since it's been here Here comes the sun Here comes the sun and I say It's all right Little darlin' The smiles returning to their faces Little darlin' It feels like years since it's been here Well, here comes the sun Here comes the sun and I say It's all right Sun, sun, sun Here it comes Sun, sun, sun Here it comes Sun, sun, sun Here it comes Little darlin' I feel that ice is slowly melting Little darlin' It seems like years since it's been here Here comes the sun Here comes the sun and I say It's all right Oh, it's all right It's all right Oh, it's all right Oh, it's all right [''I Want You (She's So Heavy)''] [ Continues ] [ Continues ] I want you I want you so badly I want you I want you so bad It's driving me mad It's driving me mad I want you I want you so bad, babe I want you I want you so bad It's driving me mad It's driving me mad I want you I want you so bad, babe I want you I want you so bad It's driving me mad It's driving me mad She's so Heavy Heavy [ Continues, Instrumental ] [ Continues ] [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ Continues ] She's so Heavy Heavy Heavy Heavy I want you I want you so bad, babe I want you I want you so bad It's drivin'me mad It's drivin'me mad I want you You know I want you so bad, babe I want you You know I want you so bad It's drivin' me mad It's drivin' me mad [ Continues, Instrumental ] [ Shutter Clicking ] [ Continues ] [ Shutter Clicking ] [ No Audible Dialogue ] She's so Heavy Heavy Heavy Heavy [ Continues, Instrumental ] [ Continues ] [ Continues ] [ Continues ] [ Ends ] [ Horns Honking ] Good morning Good morning Good morning Good morning Good morning Good morning Somebody needs to know the time Glad that I'm here Watching the skirts you start to flirt Now you're in gear Go to a show You hope she goes I've got nothing to say but it's okay Good morning Good morning Good morning Good morning Good morning Good morning Nothing to do to save his life Call his wife in Nothing to say but what a day How's your boy been Nothing to do It's up to you I've got nothing to say but it's okay Good morning Good morning Good morning Going to work Don't wanna go Feelin'low down Heading for home you start to roam Then you're in town Everybody knows there's nothing doing Everything is closed It's like a ruin Everyone you see is half asleep And you're on your own You're in the street After a while you start to smile Now you feel cool Then you decide to take a walk By the old school Nothing has changed It's still the same I've got nothing to say but it's okay Good morning Good morning Good morning People running round It's 5.00 Everywhere in town it's getting dark Everyone you see is full oflife It's time for tea and Meet the Wife Somebody needs to know the time Glad that I'm here Watching the skirts you start to flirt Now you're in gear Go to a show You hope she goes I've got nothing to say but it's okay Good morning Good morning, Good Good morning, Good morning Good Good morning Good morning, Good Good morning, Good morning Good Good morning Good morning, Good Good morning, Good morning Good Good morning Good morning, Good [ Man Announcing ] And now, to cool the pace, the B.D.-- Big Disco Show-- brings you Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. He's a real nowhere man Sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans for nobody Doesn't have a point of view Knows not where he's going to Isn't he a bit like you and me Nowhere man, please listen You don't know what you're missing Nowhere man The world is at your command He's a real nowhere man Sitting in his nowhere land Making all his nowhere plans for nobody Making all his nowhere plans for nobody Making all his nowhere plans for nobody [ Applause ] Well, you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man You should see her in drag dressed in a polythene bag Yeah, you should see Polythene Pam Yeah, yeah, yeah [ Girls Screaming ] Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World Yeah,you could say she was attractively built Yeah,yeah,yeah She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wonders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her Didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me She said she'd always been a dancer [ Audience Cheers ] She worked at 15 clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well, I knew but I could not say And so I quit the police department And got myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me She could steal but she could not rob Didn't anybody tell her Didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me Oh, yeah [ Man Announcing ] BDTVproudly presents The Sergeant Pepper Special. [ Audience Cheering ] We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We hope you have enjoyed the show Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We're sorry but it's time to go Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We'd like to thank you once again Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band It's getting very near the end Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band [ Audience Cheering ] [ No Audible Dialogue ] You left me standing here Lead me to your door [ Continues, Instrumental ] [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ Ends ] [ Crickets Chirping ] [ Computerized Voices ] Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy up some clothes Keeps a 10-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Yes, a mean old man. Such a mean old man I agree. A mean old man. [ Computer Beeping ] [ Deep Computerized Voice ] Steal the instruments. Such a mean old man [ Continues ] Such a mean old man [ Computerized Voice ] Take the cornet to Dr. Maxwell. Take the tuba to Father Sun. Bring the saxophone to me. F.V.B. Keep the drum for yourself. Such a mean old man Such a mean old man His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops She's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man [ Cash Register Bell Dings ] [ Continues, Instrumental ] Such a mean old man Such a dirty old man ''A dirty old man''? Such a dirty old man Yes, a dirty old man! Such a dirty old man Such a dirty old man [ Snoring ] [ Both Beeping ] [ Both ] Wednesday morning at 5:00 As the day begins Silently closing her bedroom door Leaving the note that she hoped would say more She goes down the stairs to the kitchen Clutching her handkerchief Quietly turning the back door key Stepping outside she is free She We gave her most of our lives Is leaving Sacrificed most of our lives Home We gave her everything money could buy [ Robots ] She's leaving home after living alone For so many years Bye-bye Father snores As his wife gets into her dressing gown Picks up the letter that's lying there Standing alone at the top of the stairs She breaks down and cries to her husband Daddy, our baby's gone Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly How could she do this to me She [Jingling ] We never thought of ourselves - Is leaving - Never a thought for ourselves Home We struggled hard all our lives to get by [ Robots ] She's leaving home after living alone For so many years Bye-bye She's leaving home Bye-bye Wake up, Mr. Mustard. [ Alarm Blaring ] Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. [ Yelling ] [ Alarm Continues ] Look. Strawberry is leaving. [ Alarm Stops ] [ Melodic Beeping ] [ No Audible Dialogue ] [ Synthesizer ] [ Continues ] Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you You answer quite slowly A girl with kaleidoscope eyes Cellophane flowers of yellow and green Towering over your head Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes And she's gone Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ahhh Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain Where rocking horse people Eat marshmallow pies Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers That grow so incredibly high Newspaper taxis appear on the shore Waiting to take you away Climb in the back with your head in the clouds And you're gone Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ahhh Picture yourself on a train in a station With plasticine porters With looking glass ties Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile The girl with kaleidoscope eyes Lucy in the sky with diamonds Talkin' about Lucy Lucy in the sky with diamonds Talkin' about Lucy Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ahhh Lucy in the sky with diamonds Talkin' about Lucy Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ohhh, Lucy Lucy in the sky with diamonds Talkin' about Lucy Lucy in the sky with diamonds Ohhh, Lucy Lucy in the sky with diamonds Oh, darling Please believe me I'll never do you no harm Believe me when I tell you I'll never do you no harm Oh, darling If you leave me I'll I'll never make it alone So believe me when I beg you Don't you ever leave me alone Leave me alone When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well,you know I nearly broke down and cried When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well, you know I nearly broke down and died Oh, darling If you leave me I'll never make it alone So believe me when I tell you - [ Tires Screech ] - I'll never do you no harm [ No Audible Dialogue ] When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well, you know You know I nearly broke down And cried When you told me You didn't need me anymore Well, you know You know I nearly broke down And died Oh, darling Please believe me [ Thud ] [ Audio Cassette Rewinding ] Well, while Mustard roamed through the building looking for Strawberry, she and her Heartland friends dashed to the van and captured it. Now, the question is could the boys discover... how to use this computerized link to F. V.B.... to help recover the lost instruments. [ Melodic Beeping ] [ Beeping Continues ] [ Computerized Voice ] Turn on the big screen. [ Low Hum ] [ Deep Computerized Voice ] Take the cornet to Dr. Maxwell. [ Mr. Kite ] Dr. Maxwell, a small-time quack who became a big-time specialist... turning ugly, old corrupt people into handsome,young corrupt people. Joan was quizzical Studied pataphysical Science in the home Late nights all alone with a test tube Oh, oh, oh, oh Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine Calls her on the phone Can I take you out to the pictures Jo-o-o-oan But as she's getting ready to go A knock comes on the door ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure that she was dead Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again Teacher gets annoyed Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away So he waits behind Writing 50 times I must not be so-o-o-o But when she turns her back on the boy He creeps up from behind ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon her head ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure she was dead Ho, ho, ohh P.C. 31 said we caught a dirty one Maxwell stands alone Painting testimonial pictures Oh, oh, oh, oh Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery Say he must go free The judge does not agree And he tells them so Oh, oh, oh But as the words are leaving his lips A noise comes from behind ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure he was dead, whoa ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Came down upon his head ***, *** Maxwell's silver hammer Made sure he was dead Wh-wh-wh-whoa Whoa Whoa-o-whoa Whoa-o-whoa Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha [ Screams ] [ Screaming ] [ Screaming ] [ Mr. Kite ] Well, they had Sergeant Pepper's silver cornet. One down, three to go. Jubilant, they returned to the Computerettes for additional guidance. [ Computerized Voice ] One down, three to go. [ Mr. Kite ] The bass drum was easy. Mustard left it, Billy found it. [ *** ] Shh! [ Mr. Kite ] Just like that. [ Computerized Voice ] Congratulations. Two down, two to go. [ Mr. Kite ] They hugged each other andjumped forjoy, some of them. Let's go back to work. There's still two instruments missing. [ Loud Humming ] [ Computerize Voice ] Take the tuba to Father Sun. [ Mr. Kite ] Marvin Sunk, now known as Father Sun, was an unemployed school-crossing guard at the bottom ofhis life... when he suddenly got the idea to drop the ''K''from his last name. Well, that move lit up his life and it's been uphill ever since. He decided to go into the media business... and help destroy the minds of those young people... who teased him on their way to school. Now he was busy brainwashing them for F. V.B. to build an army to take over the world. [ Chanting ] We hate love! We hate joy! We love money! We hate love! We hate joy! We love money! We hate love! We hate joy! We love money! We hate love! We hate joy! We love money! Ahh ahh Because the world is round It turns me on Because The world Is round Ahh Ahh Because the wind is high It blows my mind Because The wind Is high Ahh ahh Love is old Love is new Love is all Love is you, sweetie Because The sky is blue It makes me cry Because The sky Is blue [ Chuckling ] Ahh ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-- [ Acoustical Feedback ] - [ High-pitched Feedback ] - [ Screaming ] [ Screaming Continues ] [ Screaming Continues ] [ Mr. Kite ] Could Billy survive 10,000 volts? It was a lot more than normally came through his guitar. Frankly, he was shocked. Stunned and unconscious, only the power of true love could revive the injured Billy. Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields Nothing is real And nothing to get hung about Strawberry Fields forever Living is easy with eyes closed Misunderstanding all you see It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out It doesn't matter much to me Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields Nothing is real And nothing to get hung about Strawberry Fields forever No one, I think is in my tree I mean, it must be high or low That is,you know you can't tune in but it's all right That is I think it's not too bad Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields Nothing is real And nothing to get hung about Strawberry Fields forever Always know sometimes think it's me But you know I know when it's a dream I think I know I mean Ah yes, but it's all wrong That is I think I disagree Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields Nothing is real And nothing to get hung about Strawberry Fields forever Strawberry Fields forever Strawberry Fields forever [ Computerized Voice ] Let's not play. Stop.! Stop.! Stop.! Stop.! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! [ Machinery Winding Down ] [ Mr. Kite ] The boys were really desperate. There was one instrument still missing... and now there was no way to find it. Heartland was in desperate condition, seething with corruption. B.D. was desperately canceling concerts everywhere. He was losing his cool, his profits... and his hair. Things were really desperate. But Dougie came up with a great idea--a giant benefit. Musical artists from all over would come to Heartland... for a concert that would save the town. And Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band wouldjoin them. That was bound to get the boys back on the road. [''Being For the Benefit of Mr. Kite''] For the benefit of Mr. Kite There will be a show tonight on trampoline The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair What a scene Over men and horses hoops and garters Lastly through a hogshead of real fire In this way Mr. K will challenge the world The celebrated Mr. K Performs his feat on Saturday at Bishop's Gate The Hendersons will dance and sing As Mr. Kite flies through the ring, don't be late Messrs. K and H assure the public Their production will be second to none And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz [ Cheering ] The band begins at 10 to 6.00 When Mr. Kperforms his tricks without a sound And Mr. H will demonstrate Ten somersets he'll undertake On solid ground Having been some days in preparation A splendid time is guaranteed for all And tonight, Mr. Kite is topping the bill [ Whooping, Cheering ] [ Cheering ] [ Man On P.A.] Testing.! [ No Audible Dialogue ] You never give me your money You only give me your funny paper And in the middle of negotiations You break down I never give you my number I only give you my situation And in the middle of investigation I break down Out of college, money spent See no future, pay no rent All the money's gone Nowhere to go And a job I got the sack Monday morning turning back Yellow lorry slow Nowhere to go Oh, that magic feeling Nowhere to go Oh, that magic feeling Nowhere to go Nowhere to go One sweet dream Pick up the bags Get in a limousine Soon we'll be away from here Step on the gas and wipe that tear away One sweet dream Came true today Came true today One, two, three, four five, six, seven All good children go to heaven One, two, three, four five, six, seven All good children go to heaven One, two, three, four five, six, seven All good children go to heaven One, two, three, four five, six, seven All good children go to heaven One, two, three, four five, six, seven All good children go to heaven One, two, three, four five, six, seven All good children go to heaven [ Cheering, Applause ] [ Announcer ] Introducing the mighty elements of the universe-- Earth, - wind... - [ Explosion ] - and fire.! - [ Explosions ] [ Cheering, Applause ] [ Thunderclap ] [''Got To Get You Into My Life''] Got to get you into my life Into my life Got to get you into my life Into my life Got to get you into my life Into my life Got to get you into my life Into my life Do do do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do do I was alone I took a ride I didn't know what I would find there Another road where maybe I Could see another sign there Ooh, and then I suddenly see you Ooh, and then I tell you that I need you Every single day of my life You didn't run You didn't lie You knew I want to hold you And had you gone you knew in time We'd meet again for I had told you Ooh, you were meant to be near me Ooh, and I want you to hear me Say we'll be together every day Got to get you into my life Got to get you into my life Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you in In--into my life,yeah Got to get you into my life Ahh Got to get you into my Got to get you into my life Got to get you into my life Oh,yeah,yeah Ooh, then I suddenly see you Ooh, did I tell you that I need you Every single day of my life - Got to get you into my life - Got to get you into my life Got to get you in Got to get you into my life Into my life Got to get you into my life Got to get you into my life Yeah [ Screaming ] - Got to get you into my life - Got to get you into my life Into my life Into my life Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you into my life Yeah Yeah, gotta get you into my life Got to get you in Got to get you in Got to get you in In-- Into my life [ Cheering, Applause ] [ Ends ] [ Explosion ] [ Mr. Kite ] Mustard was on his way to F. V.B. Central... where the evil genius would suppress the magical instruments... and make the world safe for his corrupt legions. [ Computerized Voice ] Bring the instruments! Our army is ready! [ Mr. Kite ] It was the end of decency, unless the band could get there in time to stop him. [''When I'm 64''] Now when I get older losing my hair Many years from now Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greeting Bottle of wine If I'd been out till quarter to 3.00 Would you lock the door Oh, will you still need me Will you still feed me when I'm 64 You'll Be older too Jealous? [ Computerettes ] And if you say the word I will stay with you [ Computerized Voice ] Stupid. Stupid. Send me a postcard Drop me a line - All right. - Stating point of view Mm-hmm. Indicate precisely what you mean to say You don't know? You're sincerely wasting away Give me your answer Fill in a form Mine forever more Will you still need me Will you still feed me When I'm 64 When I'm 64 [ Both ] Ohh. [ Horn Honks ] - [ Horn Honks ] - [ Mustard Groaning ] [ Mr. Kite ] The boys were traveling like the wind, and that was the problem. Heartland's fastest pursuit could not keep up with Mustard's evil engines. [ Beeping ] [ Computerette ] Mr. Mustard, look what I found. Now you're gonna get it! [ Cackles ] [ Mr. Kite ] They were about to confront the villain in his lair. F. V.B., the evil force that would poison young minds, pollute the environment, and subvert the democratic process... and worst of all, change Strawberry into a mindless groupie-- this was the enemy-- F. V.B. Future Villain Band. Here comes ol' flattop He come groovin' up slowly He gotJooJoo eyeball He one holy roller He got hair down to his knee Got to be a joker He just do what he please He wear no shoeshine He got toe jam football He got monkey finger He shoots Coca-Cola He say, I know you You know me One thing I can tell you is you got to be free Come together Right now Over me He bag production He got walrus gum-boot He got Ono sideboard He one spinal cracker He got feet down below his knee Hold you in his armchair You can feel his disease Come together Right now Over me Ow He roller coaster He got early warning He got Muddy Water He one mojo filter He say, One and one and one is three Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see Come together Right now Over me Come together Come together Come together Come together [ Stops ] [ Gongs ] [ Gongs ] [ Gongs ] [ Gongs ] [ Gongs ] [ Gongs ] Once there was a way To get back homeward Once there was a way To get back home Sleep, pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullaby Golden slumbers Fill your eyes Smiles Awake you when you rise Sleep, pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullaby Once there was a way To get back homeward Once there was a way To get back home Sleep, pretty darling do not cry And I will sing a lullaby Boy,you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time Boy,you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time [ Continues ] Boy,you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time Boy,you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time Boy,you're gonna carry that weight Carry that weight a long time [ Mr. Kite ] The instruments were safely back in Heartland, but at what a cost. Was it worth it? Could anything or anyone make everything all right again in Heartland? The wild and windy night That the rain Washed away Has left a pool of tears Crying for the day Why leave me standing here Let me know the way Many times I've been alone And many times I've cried Anyway you'll never know the many ways I've tried But still they lead me back To the long and winding road You left me standing here A long, long time ago, ohh Don't leave me waiting here Lead me to your door You left me standing here A long, long time ago, ohh Don't leave me waiting here Lead me to your door I read the news today Oh, boy About a lucky man who made the grade And though the news was rather sad Well, I just had to laugh I saw the photograph He blew his mind out in a car He hadn't noticed that the lights had changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen his face before Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords I saw a film today Oh, boy The English Army had just won the war A crowd of people turned away But I just had to look Having read the book I'd love to Turn you On Woke up Fell out ofbed Dragged a comb across my head Found my way downstairs and drank a cup Looking up I noticed I was late Found my coat I grabbed my hat Made the bus in seconds flat Found my way upstairs and had a smoke Somebody spoke and I went into a dream Ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh I read the news today Oh, boy Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire And though the holes were rather small They had to count them all Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall I'd love to Turn you on [ Thud ] Get back Get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back,yeah Get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back,JoJo JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner But he knew it wouldn't last JoJo left his home in Tucson, Arizona For some California grass Get back Get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Get back,yeah Get back to where you once belonged Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman But she was another man All the girls around said she's got it coming But she gets it while she can Get back Get back, yeah Get back to where you once belonged Get back,yeah, whoo Get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, yeah Get on back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, yeah Get on back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, yeah, whoo Get back Get back to where you once belonged, now, now Get back, yeah Get on back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, yeah, whoo Get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, yeah, whoo Get back Get back to where you once belonged Whoo Whoo Get back, Loretta Your mama's waiting for you With her high-heel shoes And a low-neck sweater Get back, Loretta Get back,yeah Get on back Get back to where you once belonged Get back,yeah Get on back Get back to where you once belonged Get back,yeah Get on back Get back to where you once belonged Get back,yeah, whoo Get back,yeah, whoo Get back to where you once belonged Get back,yeah, whoo Get back,yeah Get back to where you once belonged Whoo We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We hope you have enjoyed the show Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We're sorry but it's time to go Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band It's wonderful to be here It's certainly a thrill You're such a lovely audience We'd like to take you home with us We'd love to take you home Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We'd like to thank you once again Once again Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band It's getting very near the end Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We'd like to thank you once again Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band It's getting very near the end Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh ahh ahh Ahh ahh ahh I'd love to Turn You On Yeah,yeah,yeah [ Girls Screaming ] Get a dose ofher in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World Yeah,you could say she was attractively built Yeah,yeah,yeah She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wonders By the banks ofher own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her Didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me She said she'd always been a dancer [ Audience Cheers ] She worked at 15 clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well, I knew but I could not say And so I quit the police department And got myself a steadyjob And though she tried her best to help me She could steal but she could not rob Didn't anybody tell her Didn't anybody see Sunday's on the phone to Monday Tuesday's on the phone to me Oh,yeah [ Applause, Screaming ] We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We hope you have enjoyed the show Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We're sorry but it's time to go Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band We'd like to thank you once again Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Band It's getting very near the end Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Hearts Club Band Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band [ Applause, Screaming ]