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St. Salvador Festival
What would you do to save someone
you love?
To save Edward
Nothing can stop me.
What does he do?
Where?
Here is Edward.
We love you, you're the best.
No, Jacob is the best.
Copper Shade, Factor 500
Prevents catch fire vampire skin
Tru Blood
He let himself see.
Let me start from the beginning.
I lived with my mother in Phoenix.
Now she is always traveling, because they have something
with a professional golf player.
Tiger Woods is on ***
So I came across this vague city
Spork, Washington.
Population: 3120.
St. John.
Then there are only 3119.
I came here to live with my father.
Frank. He is the head of the police.
I have not seen you for a while.
Your hair is long.
I have let it grow.
I think it will be difficult to accept
that my daughter grows up.
I mean, look at the size of those ***.
Bite me, I hate life, you despise
Only tonight
Vampire Weekend
There is something strange in that city.
Family Dentist
Bright Bite, 1810
I could not say what exactly.
I want to work for blood.
I came here almost every winter.
But that was years ago.
I've left your room so if you liked.
Great.
- Do you remember your hamster, Harry yet?
Maybe I forgot some supplies.
You can play with your dolls.
I do not think so.
What is that?
I was lonely when your mother was gone.
Let's go down.
Some people want you like.
What is a Bessy?
Good girl.
I am a teenager.
- Exactly.
I'll have some new stuff
for you to buy, is not it?
Frank did not understand
I was his little girl was gone.
Becca, do you remember Bobby Wayne yet?
You look good.
- Well?
I'm in a wheelchair.
I have no feeling below my waist.
Are you under my waist is? My ***.
I am sorry
- We are all glad you're here.
Especially your father.
He kept about you go.
Careful, Bobby, or I, you roll down the hill.
- I'm not afraid, come on.
Here we go.
You're in trouble.
I'm Jacob.
We undressed each other already.
We played doctors and nurses.
Exactly so.
I remember the weather.
I examine your prostate.
Are we at the same school?
- No, I go to school on the reservation.
That should be fun,
all day drinking and gambling.
I wanted us in the same school.
It's nice at least one person to know.
Welcome Home This is your gift.
What do you think?
I think you are trying to buy my love
this piece of misery ...
all years that you neglected me as a father
to make amends.
I told you she would enjoy?
Great.
I have made the engine.
Come on, jump in it.
Good. You must first smash the gas
its start.
Strained fleas.
Jacob, your foot ...
Since puberty, I feel something else.
Excuse me, I need to pee.
I think my body
some transformations.
Cat.
Spork Secondary School
Home of the Leeches
Sad misunderstanding, only
new student with dilapidated old truck.
First school in the middle of the year ...
the new pupil is not easy.
Nice clothing.
You still shop at the boys department?
Let her. That helped me too,
when I was a ***.
Where did you cut your hair?
Fantastic Lesbians?
Kick me.
New girl.
Hi, I'm Derric.
- I'm Becca.
I am the eyes and ears.
I can help you with everything you need.
Cheat sheets, condoms
living organs?
No, thank you.
I see You're so antisocial al,
pathetic loner.
Actually I'm more of a humorless type.
The kind that nags all the time.
Totally insecure person without personality
jokes that everyone loves them useless.
You must be Becca. I'm Rick.
Damn, girl.
You seem very boring and frigid.
Will you go with me to the farewell party?
- See?
I'm Jennifer, the future Queen
of the closing ceremony.
I'll pretend I'm your best friend,
but if you Rick, I will *** you.
Pepwedstrijd Friday
Who are they?
These are the Sullens. They are all
adopted by Dr. Carlton ...
they are not really related,
but they are very close together.
They are here a few years ago to live
and they are very funny. It is a mystery.
Their skin is cold, they eat human flesh
and all sleep in coffins.
Maybe the Canadians.
And who is that?
Snookie, J-Wow, DJ Paulie D. ..
- No guests Jersey beach.
He.
A very pale guy, big hair
and see if he suffers from constipation.
Edward Sulle. He is really a piece.
But apparently he thinks nobody
worthwhile.
He accepted me even
as a friend on Facebook.
Edward Sulle, single, immortal
Hobbies: looking for soul is doomed forever.
You have direct contact.
How do you see that?
Heart Week 101.
You look at each delay.
And although useless and clear,
endorses your hidden desires.
Exactly.
Becca, why do not you go next
that mysterious boy sit ...
where you'll get a fatal relationship with,
which accounts for four books and a movie series?
I Stink?
- If sauerkraut.
My lunch.
I'm Becca.
- I'm Edward.
So you're new to Spork.
What do you think of the weather?
- I do not like cold, wet stuff.
Then you would hate milkshakes.
I just try to understand.
Well, class, open page 63 of your book.
The Vampire Diaries
This is biology.
Why do you read The Vampire Diaries?
In the 80 years it was coke,
In the 90 years of grunge ...
Now is the time of vampires.
That is now fully.
That is incredible.
Why did not you shirt?
- I work part time at Abercrombie & Fitch.
They are always the same questions,
who are u. ..
Why do this?
- Does the carpet to the curtains?
That is exciting.
I have a severe attack eats.
And I think you know what to eat.
Cheetos?
Thanks, doll.
I owe you something.
The ***.
Right, no problem.
You know who we are, right?
You are The Black Eyed Peas.
Come now, not again. Why do all
Always we are the Black Eyed Peas?
In her, I understand. It seems evident
on Fergie and he Will.I.Am.
But they have not even
a white man in the band.
He has beaten me.
Mixed martial arts.
Tae Bo and Yogalates have made this.
How do you like this, pretty boy?
Get him off me.
- And now the elbow.
Golly.
I'm not afraid of you.
- You would have to be.
Teen run over left
by inattentive teenage lovers.
I could not stop
Sulle thinking of Edward.
What mortal can have the power
to do?
Or can have on such skill?
He can not be human.
Meanwhile Blair made nice with Nate,
who cherishes a secret love for Serena.
Excuse me, you disturb my meditation.
- Sorry, wrong program.
Hugs and kisses, Gossip Girl.
I heard of the accident. Are you okay?
I'm fine.
- I have brought you.
You are beautiful
Desperately in love with you
Please become the mother of my children
Thank you, Jacob. This is so sweet and thoughtful.
Any girl would be glad to have you.
Except me, of course.
You're more my gay brother.
I heard you deal with Edward Sulle.
Stay away from him. There is something wrong with him.
I better go.
Honey, here you are.
There is now a ***.
Visser Scully, at the dock.
His body was bloodless
and there were several bite wounds on his neck.
You know what that means?
The Kardashians are in town.
Here, I want you to take.
Pepper Spray?
You're my girl
and there is a murderer.
I'm not leaving until I know
that you protect yourself.
I do or I'll attack
I want you and me sprays.
I'm trained for this, right?
Here I come.
It is so corrosive. It burns.
- I'm sorry, Dad.
No, I'm proud of you.
- Are you okay?
Pepper spray is against the attacker temporarily.
You have to hit a guy where it counts.
You have Frank in his balls, well done.
But I still come at you.
Yank off the mustache, baby.
- But you love your mustache.
If something were to happen to you,
I would not live. Do it.
You're well prepared.
Thuisbleekset
Am I dreaming?
- Yes, you dream.
So you're not really here.
- Correct. Go back to sleep.
I play the Wizards of Waverly Place.
Leo Mopessa to drowning.
You're the sleepwalking.
You're the sleepwalking.
Your breath is the greatest gift
you can give me.
I began to wonder
if I do not dream.
I had to find out,
Who is Edward Sulle?
Was he man or anything else?
Now look, he left his calling card.
Edward Sulle, special vampire
Once a bat, a bat always
Good morning, Spork 'students.
Tickets for the closing ceremony are now on sale.
Remember the Blood after school
Blood Drought or visit ...
kindly sponsored by family Sulle.
It's almost closing party.
Here, the pamphlet for the closing ceremony.
Look, we finally have a theme.
It will be great.
The theme is vampires?
- It just came to us.
Cool, eh?
As the St. Salvador Festival in Italy where
we annually celebrate the eradication of vampires.
And we rent a great courtyard,
it will be just the fifteenth century.
It will be great, dressed in red capes,
Blood and drunkenness.
Do you?
- I do not know, I do not like closing parties.
But I do. Seriously, Becca, what have you?
The final celebration is the most beautiful moment
in the life of a girl.
I dreamed all of his queen
when I was a seed in my father's pocket was.
We need to talk.
Your skin is lily white, you dress your fashionable ...
and you remember your sex. I know what you are.
Say it out loud.
Say it.
One of the Jonas Brothers?
- That's right.
Wait, what? No, I'm a vampire.
- That would be my second guess have been.
Imagine then the main question,
what we like to eat?
Breakfast Cereals for vampires?
You should see how I really look.
Therefore let us not see the sun.
One would know that we are different.
Glistening.
- No, it's just my body.
Do not you understand? I'm a murderer.
Are you texting?
- Yes, Jennifer.
Heaven, Edward is so delicious.
To Jennifer.
I am one of the most dangerous predators.
I want to eat.
- That's cool.
Most guys want.
My family is not like other vampires.
We control our thirst by hunting alone
animals and the real housewives of Atlanta.
But I'm not sure I can control myself
If I am in your neighborhood.
Listen ...
I do not like games, so ...
let frank.
I think you really like.
I think you're a hero and you look elegant.
You're entirely.
I want to be with you.
- I read everyone's thoughts, except yours.
You must tell me exactly what you think.
You're cute ...
So you do not have to be smart.
Will you go with me to the farewell party?
That's great.
There were three things I was sure.
First, Edward was a vampire.
Second, American Idols
is much better with Alan.
And third, the next time
I would see Edward ...
I should him the fright hunting.
You scared me.
There's something I want to try.
- Me too. I love role playing.
This is not what I meant.
Do not move.
Kiss me now.
I know that everything works out.
That was fantastic.
I have never come this far.
- Let's go to the extreme.
The ring.
I'm not sure I urge my
to kill you can control.
That I do not care.
Yes, I like it rough.
Stay away from me.
Please come so close.
It's for your own safety.
I try to protect you.
If this is what should be
we must do it slowly.
I think it is good.
All vultures my teenage hormones through my body
and I want to have sex with you ...
I feel confused about losing
my virginity.
I know you'll never have sex with me
because you're a vampire ...
but it is the biggest fantasy
of an adolescent girl.
This is an incredible insight.
I wrote on twitter
by Stephenie Meyer.
Becca, I promise you that as long as you are with me,
you will not be hurt.
From now.
But we do know that some fishermen killed Scully
any animal. Look at these tracks.
That can only mean one thing.
- Immigrants.
Damn foreigners, they come here
and pick up all rotbaantjes in ...
we, lazy Americans do not want
*** and now they are our fishermen.
Frank, I think you've lost the overview.
This is really an overview.
It was my eighteenth birthday
Sullens and gave a party for me.
Well, I live here.
You do not be nervous.
I am different from you.
Maybe they accept me.
It reminds me
when my ex-boyfriend Sean ...
invited me to his grandmother
in order to celebrate Kwanzaa.
I want you to meet my family.
- You must be Becca.
I am mother Edwards, Eden.
We have so much about you.
Finger Bite?
They are Alex and Rosalyn.
I know we certainly
we are good friends.
And this is Iris.
I hope so too.
- No, she knows that al
Some of us have special powers.
Iris has visions of the future.
Tampons
I am not menstruating.
- Soon, however, it comes early this month.
Relax, Becca, we are a normal,
American family.
Of course apart from the fact
we have no souls ...
and our insatiable blood ***
trying to appease.
I'm Jeremiah.
- He is new in the family.
He is still trying
his hunger for people to manage.
I do not want to cause problems.
Maybe I should go.
- But you have to open your presents.
A cut of the paper.
You're bleeding.
It is an ugly cut,
it hit an artery.
Becca, your nose?
I knew I was not yesterday
Lindsay Lohan had to go to parties.
Whenever I take a girl home
You try to eat her.
It's not fair.
- Come on.
Has anyone ordered Chinese?
Quickly, about half hour she hungry again.
What happened there
should never happen again.
Now I know that as long as I am in your neighborhood,
You'll never be safe.
That's why I want you to bite me
me and turns into a vampire.
I'm getting older and you stay the same.
I'm already 18 years, nearly fully grown.
Just me ...
I could not live with myself
if I would change into a vampire.
You're always sexy and healthy and ...
you always look good
and have much free time ...
and money to travel the world.
That's like George Clooney are.
Oddly, the only thing that does
continues to be older, your ***.
Over time it is quite wrinkly.
You'll never see me.
Only ...
promise me you will not do so recklessly.
Well, I promise I do not
Chris Brown will be given.
Goodbye.
Let me just here in the forest, where
teeming with vampires that made me want to eat?
Apparently Edward
a treat for us left.
Great. Exactly what I meant.
I came here to help you, ***.
- I'm sorry.
You've got nowhere else to go.
Your loved Edward is not here to save you.
And now, Jack? What about the code
of brotherhood?
You know you're not someone's little girl
may eat just after it's out?
Kardashians ...
Let's go.
I have to suck the poison out.
This will be difficult for me.
Because the taste of your blood
I can turn to rage.
On the other hand ...
- Just do it.
Well, Edward, I think you have all the poison out.
You can stop now.
And so Edward disappeared.
I did not get over him.
Why did he leave me?
He is just not on your
Guide for girls to love affairs
with vampires to survive
Confessions of a vleermuisgek,
love girl
Eat, pray, sucking
Time passed, but my desire
Edward never disappeared.
Everyone remembered him.
I could not Edward out of my head.
Everywhere I looked ...
What I saw ...
Without Edward, my life was over.
I wanted to die.
And every night I had nightmares
which I had to scream ...
very loudly.
You're so upset.
Let me check your levels.
Anxiety Levels
Becca iCarly One / Three 16 and pregnant
Not good. You have more fear than
The Secret Life of the American Teenager.
You know, honey, I'm not very good
father with that thing ...
but I know that break up is hard ...
especially when you dumped by someone
so handsome and cool as Edward.
This guy can not even fill a pair of trousers.
I mean, look at that.
Look at that.
But let's face it, honey,
you are not a lot and you are what cut.
And that's quite annoying.
But that was definitely the best ***
that you could ever get.
That's my girl.
Jennifer continues to call you friend.
You have to deal with her again ...
then would you would feel better.
Now say goodnight but
against your new mommy.
Goodnight Becca, I love you.
That is true.
We are in progress.
Good night, sweetheart.
I do not understand. Why would someone
vampires do? Sad.
Yes, that's very sad.
- Emily will be completely out of its roof.
I can not believe they are married
and had a baby vampire.
Thanks for spoiling the movie, you idiot.
Too bad you dumped your Edward and that you
now have an appointment for the closing ceremony.
Because the dress you would look great.
But you need not dress because Edward
You left in the forest as a lot of bear poop.
Then I attract.
And consider this to,
everyone will be jealous.
Is not to die?
- Not for me, but for you now.
Well, I am. Where are you parked?
There.
Close to that scary and evil bikers?
See you tomorrow at school.
Come here and you can sit on my bike.
These guys are dangerous, walk away.
These guys are really dangerous.
- I told you?
Whether it was real or imaginary,
I knew ...
the more I myself at risk,
more contact with Edward I would have.
This is the brake and gas it was.
Jacob, there is something different about you.
But I do not know what it is.
I wanted to tell you.
I am a Magnofan.
Would you tell me ...
- That's right, I had my bar mitzvah.
Mazzeltov.
So what do you ...
Say it again, I could not hear you.
Would you ...
If you have throttle stops every time
I want to ask something important, you can hear me.
Right, sorry.
- Thank you.
Becca, I wanted to ask,
Come now anyway.
Becca, do you want with me?
I'm sorry, but I do not
that by me shouting, Jacob.
I think I will ride one lap.
But first do this.
You cut the brake.
Becca, stop, you'll hurt yourself.
Hey Eddy, it might sound pathetic but I
do not my obsession to you.
Put that guitar down and stop
sing like Taylor Swift.
If this it takes to be with you,
Edward, then so be it.
Drink that milk.
You know you have a lactose intolerance.
This is for you, Edward.
I am sorry
But I tried to warn you.
Are you trying to commit suicide?
You're bleeding. Here.
Your body is so ...
hairy.
Are those nipples?
- Yes, ten even.
I better go get help.
That's fast.
You are so good.
Consider yourself lucky that I found you
and not Rachel.
Why? What has happened to Rachel?
She was replaced.
They will torture you for what you aandeed Jack.
I will eat at least quickly.
Becca.
- Jacob, run.
Is that it? A chihuahua?
Yes, I think so.
This whole vervormgebeuren is new to me.
- You can not stop me.
You're not a werewolf.
- Why we do everything with a pack.
Please ...
- Grab him, girls.
Would you sign this?
I'll take you home.
Carrie is happy that it is time
in order to fly and everything to crack?
I have come to you to say something.
I made a mistake.
You and I ...
- You and me, nothing.
Why can not Carrie and Big together?
There you are. I'm looking everywhere.
You look out worthless.
- What do you want?
Sorry all that we tried
Becca's blood to drink ...
Jeremiah even, but there is something
terrible happened to her.
Becca who? I'm totally over her.
I continued
I'm finished normal girls.
I finally found someone just as weird as me.
Too weird?
- Edward, I had a vision.
Becca rode on a motorcycle.
They tried to kill himself.
I'm afraid maybe Becca is dead.
I must to find out.
How do you feel?
It's Edward, is not it?
Please.
Relapse boyfriend
Herbal tea
Why do you pull your shirt off?
In my contract states that I
every ten minutes of the film should do.
Edward has left you,
but I would never do that.
I want more than friends.
I really like you.
I think you also fun.
When I'm with you, I feel safe.
Thank you.
I think I just so with passion and Edward
felt ***, forbidden fruit and all that.
With him, everything revolved around my ***.
- Right, yes.
Would you like us?
No, he is now.
- Where is he?
It is very important that I talk to him.
To the funeral of fisherman Scully.
Meat is in the oven, weed in the top drawer.
He went to the funeral.
The body was so maimed that
glue needed to stick to the head ...
and marbles instead of eyes to do.
It's true.
Becca's death.
- Edward, I'm sorry.
I can not live without her.
Goodbye, Iris.
I'm going to commit suicide.
I just had another vision about Becca.
Becca is in order,
you do not commit suicide more.
Spork Secondary Eighth Day
I like drinking.
What's Becca?
Still no date for the closing ceremony?
Misfit.
Here, have a drink, ***.
She has promised me tonight sex.
Becca, get in now.
What is it?
- Edward thinks you're dead.
And why does he think?
No idea.
He does not live without you and wants to die.
He is such a romantic.
Becca, do not. You Belong To Me.
I need to know who it is?
Will I or he?
Jacob, I ...
- I do not accept no for an answer.
Do not let go, before you tell me ...
once and for all ...
- Good. Jacob, I'll say ...
I choose ...
- A cat.
Edward goes to the Zolturi
to be slain.
I saw it. I had a vision.
- What are you talking about?
Who are the Zolturi?
- These are the leeches bad ...
who care only about themselves
and their own narrow world view.
Something like Fox News.
- Saint John.
Edward will show in the sunlight
and Zolturi will *** him.
We can not let people know
that vampires live among them.
It can destroy us.
- Well, where does it happen?
At the closing ceremony. The Zolturi never miss
St. Salvador a festival ...
they're coming from Italy flies.
You can say what you want from them,
they know how to party.
Welcome to Spork Secondary School
2010 final party.
And soon we highlight ...
the coronation of the king
and queen of the party.
Have you not had a chance to vote
no problem, there is still time.
Just to be sure.
Becca, you're the only
that Edward can hold.
You must show him that you're still alive.
- I will do what is necessary.
So, what would you do
to save someone you love?
To save Edward
Nothing can stop me.
This part you have already seen, so
let's see what happens next.
Welcome to the graduation party
the leeches
Edward de sun shines no more,
It is dusk.
New Mon
Eclipse.
Everyone, look at me.
This is me in all my glory.
A lucky coin.
You still alive?
We must go now.
I am sorry I promise you
I'll never leave.
The Zolturi are definitely behind me?
Do not worry, Becca.
Now we do not talk anymore, is it?
You'll kill him.
And we have not had sex.
And we do not have sex geh ...
Not even ...
There you are. I was worried about my girl.
There is still a killer at large.
But I see you dancing with your friends,
so everything is good.
Dad, hear this.
You must know the truth.
All murders committed by vampires.
Edward is one.
Wayne and Bobby is a werewolf.
I am sorry
I see.
- Happy.
The theme of the party.
No, Dad ...
- Enjoy it, right?
Incidentally, thanks for everything.
Too close from each other.
Arm length away.
Too close from each other.
Arm length away.
Too close from each other.
Arm length away.
Smile.
Smile.
Get ...
now what.
Yearbook.
Dear Edward, I'll *** you.
Have a nice summer. With love, Daro.
Where is Becca?
Give you now, or it will strangle Salvador
as a straw.
You have to pay for exposing yourself.
I'll tell you what I'll do, Edward.
I will not kill you, but
Becca must be a vampire.
Cool?
- Not cool.
Definitely not. Never.
- Drag Edwards head off ...
then tear his body into pieces
and burned him.
I meant, yes. Of course she will.
They really want to be a vampire.
She whines about it all the time,
is not it, sweetheart?
I think so.
- Bite her now.
Bite.
Listen people, may I have your attention?
And now the moment everyone has been waiting for.
And this year the king and queen
Spork of Secondary School closing party ...
Jennifer and Rick.
Congratulations.
Wait. You have more than
Received 69,000 votes ...
from a group of only 300.
I'm afraid you are disqualified.
You, ***.
My life is over.
If I appoint a new director
King and Queen of the closing ceremony.
And I choose you.
We?
- Yes, because you two show ...
what is best for our farewell party.
You really look like a bunch
vicious, evil, bloodsucking vampires.
Heaven, we won.
Do it.
Bite me now.
I do not want to wait seconds.
I make only vampire ...
on one condition ...
marry me.
Are you ready?
Canines Goes Here
How do you feel?
- Perfect.
It is, as I always thought.
I love you, Bec ...
Team Jacob, ***.
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