Warning: This script contains some text in Shift-JIS encoding, which may be destroyed if edited in some text editors. The original Ninja Turtles is one of the most annoying games I've ever...
[singing] BRAVEST WARRIORS!! [siren] We've got a Red Honk! I am Supreme Chancellor Gayle from the Moon of Glendale! We need help! Word up, Gayle! We're on our way! Woah, slow down....
[ tribal music ] Hi! You didn't see me there. You know why? Because I'm Ted Bear. If you want to survive like me, you've gotta have a sharp wit, endurance, good looks and a...