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This surf punk band played at the Lava Room in Costa Mesa, California About 300 people were at the show The surf jam session was awesome It whipped a male camel's ass The Ziggens The Ziggens The...
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Once upon a time, Dale Meiners got mad at me He was very disappointed in me I was bragging about doing a keyboard solo show that would not happen At 2:00 AM on March 5, 1996, Dale Meiners gave me a...
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This is a highway patrol force This highway patrol keeps our highways safe in Illinois They do it by getting the drunk drivers off the road They also arrest lawbreakers and put them in jail for...
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It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show It was a two and a half hour trip At 3:30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bottleneck at 737 New...
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Your daddy threw a rock at my car windshield He broke my windshield out I peeked out of my window and caught him messing with my steering wheel I brandished a .38 and filled him with my .38 slugs I...
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You are a loving sweetheart You are John Wesley Harding's wife You are his sweetheart as I speak You love him like a gravy train Denise Sullivan Denise Sullivan Denise Sullivan Denise Sullivan You are...
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Throw abusive profanity at me Shoot my suburban joybus music down Shatter all my harmony joy music Ward me off from the 352 Halsted joybus as I hit 95th and Halsted Shoot my harmony music down Shoot...
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Suck a polar bears smelly ass Suck an Indiana black bear's dick Suck a rhino's smelly ass Put some tartar sauce on a horse's cock and suck it Suck a camel's bootyhole (x4) Suck a panda's smelly dick...
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This classic rock band from Birmingham, England played at the Aragon Ballroom. About 3,700 people were at the show. The classic rock jam session was awesome. It whooped a hippopotamus' ass. Black...
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