Bob hope
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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