Brian celio
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
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I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
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Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
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The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
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I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
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Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
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Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
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You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
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What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?
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