Caitlin moran

Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing.

In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.

I've generally got low levels of embarrassment.

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.

I am pathetically law-abiding.

Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate.

My parents were hippies. I'm the eldest of eight children.

Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes.