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Now when the pope kissed the ground A sniper fired off an angry round And it missed him By a whisker And the gunman could not be found They found the bullet In the chapel near by Embedded in the altar...
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I guess you've seen me here when I come around Face in my beer, I never make a sound I'd really love to talk, but the fear gets in the way And I've got a lot more that I've got to fear than I could...
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Saturday night I'm a sickening sight And the bartender's ringing the bell I was down on my luck but I find my last buck Got enough for another- they say 'Go to hell' Am I going insane? I just want to...
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You could hardly call it sublime But it was a pretty good time She was resplendent in her fashion She lacked that certain passion I was such a keener For the lifestyle that had weaned her It was such...
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Monday's a bastard, Tuesday's a curse Wednesday's eternal, Thursday is worse Come Friday night I'm out on the town Out with Maria to drink a few down I drink one, two, three, for all that I'm worth I...
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I had an 8:30 meeting I woke up at 9 am When i called in the boss said "don't bother coming back again" I looked out the window It was pissing with rain And i knew that i'd left my windows...
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She didn't like the way he looked at her And I know what she did She went outside and built a snowman And pretended it was him. She made him very big and fat So everyone could see. He sat below a...
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(spoken) Thank you very much! Now we are very, uh, patriotic Canadians and, uh, we'd like to take this moment to um, to do our national anthem that we wrote. (song) When I look around me I can't...
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You must believe me, brothers, for I have no need to lie I jumped off the edge of this old world to see if I could fly I fell down into the darkness like a stone dropped in the sea And I landed upside...
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I've spent all my life just carrying on And for every right thing I've done ten have been wrong It's not that I'm bragging for the sake of a song But life looks much better in perspective Your eyes...
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