Celebrity jokes

Q: Why is George Michael's 8 week jail sentence too harsh? A: He has to serve the sentence in a women's prison! Q: What do George Michael and Bill Cosby have in common? A: They both have brown...

Q: Why did Mel Gibson beat Oksana Grigorieva? A: Because Michael Richards called her a nagger! Q: What was the original title of the 2010 animated film starring Steve Carell? A: "Despicable...

Q: Why did Senator Joe Biden lose his voice on the campaign trail? A: A hair plug got stuck in his throat! Q: What did Joe Biden's advisors do on his first full day as vice president? A: They spent...

In her latest arrest it is reported Amanda Bynes shouted at police: "Don't you know who I am?" They responded, "No, but we know who you were." Q: What does Amanda Bynes use for...

Q: What did Ted Bundy get for Christmas? A: A smoking jacket.  Q: Why couldn't Ted Bundy go out the night he was executed in the electric chair? A: He was grounded.  Q: Did you hear about Ted Bundy's...

Q: What's the name of the TV Sitcom featuring Eliot Spitzer, his wife, and Ashley? A: You, Me, and Dupre! Q: On Ashley's Myspace page it states her first love is music, whats her second love? A:...

Q. What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha's Vineyard? A. The runway. Q. What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash? A. Ocean Spray. Q. How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly? A. He took a crash...

Q: What is an A-Roid cocktail? A: An overpriced drink that is best before October! Q: Why did Alex Rodriguez break up with Kate Hudson? A: He couldn't live through another screening of "Fool's...

Q: What did Chris Brown say to Rihanna after she got 2 black eyes A: Nothing....he already told her twice. Q: A Recent poll state the most women wanted George Clooney to hit on them. Who was the least...