Back in the not-too-distant past When I would need a quick repast Or a temporary break from my agenda Off to the bedroom I would head Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed And sneak a peek at all...
Now's the time to say goodbye to all our company M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E Now Mickey Mouse Now Mickey Mouse And through the...
This is a pretty rough transcription but I think I got it all: oh....x4 purple haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same oh actin funny but i dont know why won't you please excuse me...
I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay, And when it’s dry and ready Then dreidel I wanna play. I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay, And when it’s dry and ready Then dreidel I will...
If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a'swimmin' And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need Is a procedure...
10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 enema countdown No need to be scared if you are prepared For ignition and the ultimate letdown Said I to all of you, "Do you believe this is necessary?" Said you to all...
There's a man who lives a life of danger He travels in our midst, but he's a stranger Los Alamos beware It's not the Russian bear Odds are he was sent from Mainland China Now they have technologies to...
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of...
Gather 'round ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while, and harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle. Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone, and lift our voices in another...
The road is hard The road is long I drive to fast The wind blows strong I try to tie it down It still flops around My chair, my royal throne It's all I got It's not a lot To show for the years And the...