Damon wayans jr.
Alright miss, I just got a call over the radio What seems to be the problem? There's a sock on the floor! Theirs, Theirs a what? My good ness! Alright Why is this... Oh my god, this, This is a...
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A'ight. So uh, Yeah. I'm gonna teach you the sign for Mine Turtle. This is awkward, I feel weird... Mine, Mine is also bomb. Which I have learned is like this. (pause, realization)...
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BRAD: Well, big news in the Kerkovich-Williams house. Jane's ex Ryan is coming into town, Oh. We did a semester at sea together, and it was ages ago, and I am just following our rule, Brad. We...
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So last month, to celebrate our one year of dating bliss, big Dave surprised me and took me on a Huey Lewis and the News cruise. ALL: Aw. (CHUCKLES) Cut to seventh encore "Hip To Be...
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Penny, I know we've only known each other a little while, and I know this is crazy. But... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! (PANTS) Will you take this leap with me? Of course I will. This...
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Okay, does everybody know what they're supposed to do? (ALL AGREEING) Hell, no. Okay, sixth time's the charm. Alex, I bought Max a lotto ticket with last week's winning...
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(AMPLIFIED VOICE) Ladies and gentlemen, friends and family, pity invitees, are you ready to get your bar mitzvah on? Well, then please join me in welcoming to the stage, he entered a boy but will be...
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Guys, I am loving my job at Chuckles & Huggs. It is great. Who wants to see pics? Groan. Farting noise. Come on. What kind of monster doesn't want to see a pic of me, a chubby Korean...
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Narrator: THE POPULAR KID AND THE LONER FIND COMMON GROUND ON THE BALL FIELD. WHAT BONDED THEM TOGETHER WAS BASEBALL. Narrator: BUT WHEN ONE FALLS IN LOVE, THEIR FRIENDSHIP TAKES AN UNEXPECTED TURN....
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I'm Martin Sharp. The man who had everything. Divorce, disgrace, humiliation. Why wouldn't I want to throw myself off a tall building? Three, two, one... Excuse me? - Are you going to...
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