I don't know if I could rebuild an airplane engine, but I know a little bit about rotors and rivets.

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I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.

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I love hecklers. They remind you that you are a comedian.

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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.

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I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.

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That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.

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I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.

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Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!

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I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.

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My nickname for my mom was 'The Compass.'

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