When I roam the hallways in my invisibility cloak The hardest thing I've ever done is keeping myself from kicking When I roam the hallways The hardest thing I've ever done is keeping myself from...
Let's drink to Aragog A giant spider with a hundred black eyes Let's drink to Aragog He would have eaten us had he not died Arachnophobia, I refuse to know ya Eight arms to hug on our favorite bug A...
Whenever I cut my hair (when I cut my hair) It always grows back Whenever I cut my hair (when I cut my hair) It always grows back I could make a wig And give it to Argus Filch or I could make a beard...
Rita Skeeter better shut her mouth Before she gets in trouble Rita Skeeter better shut her mouth Before she gets in trouble Rita Skeeter better shut her mouth Before she incurs the wrath of Hermione...
Hagrid and I went to pick out the Hogwarts Christmas trees In the Forbidden Forest who did we meet? Well, all the unicorns And all of the centaurs Were playing hockey Bard took a puck in the face Then...
Usually when people go to the bathroom They come out relieved But the last time that I went to the bathroom Someone ended up bleeding There's a faucet that leads to a monstrous snake That will turn...
(One, two, ready, go!)
We're rocking at Hogwarts (oooh)
Rocking the Room of Requirement
We're rocking at Hogwarts (oooh)
And there's no one that can stop the wizard rock
V is for voluminous E is for extra-large R is for really, really big (and fat) N is for not thin O is for obnoxious and N is 'cause you'll never say no to a meal D is for dumb U is for you R is for...