Holiday jokes

Thanksgiving Short Jokes Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? A: Plymouth Rock Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims Q: Why can't you take a turkey to...

Q: Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards? A: They like to avoid the flush. Q: What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree? A: May the Forest be with you. Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor? A: It...

Q: What did baby corn say to mama corn? A: Where's popcorn? Q: What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice? A: a POPsicle! Q: How do fathers exercise on the beach? A: By sucking in their...

Food, Family, Fourth of july, and Fireworks. The four best F words ever! What happened as a result of the Stamp Act? The Americans licked the British! What's red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam...

Q: What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? A: They know what it's like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! Q: Who profits the most on Black Friday? A: The...

"A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself." Soldiers in Heaven Little Jake asked his mother during the Memorial Day Parade: "Mamma, don't...

Son: "Mom can I get twenty bucks" Mom: Does it look like I am made of money Son: "Well isn't that what M.O.M stands for?" Q: What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? A:...

Halloween Short Jokes Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!" For Halloween I'm going to write...

New Years Eve One Liners A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum,...

Birthday Short Jokes Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once! Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They...