I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, this is the closest I've ever gotten to a...
Hello everyone! So my name is Marco Tempest. I'm a magician. Today I'd like to show you something I've been working on: it's an application that I think will be useful...
It's a Nintoaster. And yes, it works. He's gonna take you back to the past To play the shitty games that suck ass He'd rather have a buffalo Take a diarrhea dump in his ear...