Chorus Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps are the two things That stay the same so when the world starts spinnin? and Your head hurts there?s cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts The shade...
When I look south and see the storm clouds roll, on their way from old Mexico don't want to be alone The rays of light through my Shiner Bock bottle make me wanna turn the key and put down the...
My day usually starts in the neighborhood of two And that?s when you?re wanting a call What can I say I?ve got some things that I?ve got to do I been throwin? darts at the wall Yeah, well sometimes...
We kept part and connected by the same stretch of road And I?m tired of packin? round this heavy load It started out a stream but then the levee fell When the rain maker had some extra seeds to sell...
I got drunk by myself last night They say it?s no way to make things right I just didn?t have anything better to do The dog was asleep on the living room rug and I watched a show about crime and drugs...
Simple and honest, gentle and kind All of the town folk, think he?s lost his mind He prays for the rich so he?ll give to the poor Doesn?t ask much of nothing, doesn?t want nothing more He?s lonely by...
I?ve been running from the devil and he hasn?t caught me yet I done some things along the way I know I will regret Chasing down that fast lane and piling up my debts And I hear them ponies coming,...
Well welcome everybody to Willie's place You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face We got everything, the only thing that we lack is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac I wanna rich young dumb...
CHORUS If I ever get back to Oklahoma, Gonna nail my feet to the ground. Too many stones are in my path I been trippin' and fallin' down Those Oklahoma City girls are fine And Tulsa's quite a town If...
Jesus has my heart, but whiskey's got my liver, Floatin' through life like a raft on a river. I know what's right and I know what's wrong, I know how to quit but now its been too long. Just the other...