Jesse eisenberg

To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.

There's something strange about theater. My characters consistently demonize elitism, but of course it's taking place in a theater where only so many people can see it. I've been in silly popcorn...

In New York, everybody is their own celebrity, so they're not so interested in other people.

The only way to be turned off to being famous is to be famous.

If you went to Harvard Medical School, chances are you'll be a doctor at some place. There's a career trajectory. Acting, there's nothing. It's constantly trying to procure jobs - it's very...

I personally don't feel the need to be radical for its own sake, but I probably couldn't if I tried anyway.

Acting is kind of difficult to intellectualize - it's a far more visceral experience. It's really hard to be able to think about and then employ these kind of esoteric notions of this person's...

I'm not on Page Six, because I don't have anything salacious happening in my life... unfortunately.

I'm no good at really anything that involves motor skills.

The more people say nice things about me, the more I feel it's false.