Jesse ventura

Liberty is security. Freedom is security.

Governments are run by people. People can be bad.

You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.

I've been water-boarded, and I speak from experience, and it's torture.

For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.

Tell the truth because then you don't have to have a good memory.

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.

You don't need lawyers making laws. Regular citizens can make laws. Let the lawyers work under the laws.

You're lucky if I watch 10 minutes of wrestling a month. Most of the time, I channel surf, and I lose interest after a few minutes.

Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.