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[Man On P. A. ] Attention all personnel. You're not gonna believe this but there's a new shipment of wounded in the compound. Please report for triage. I told you you wouldn't believe it. I've got...
Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for the Comedy Hall's very own Michael Borland. (applause) Look, look, the Kennedys killed Marilyn Monroe. I'm pretty sure the gunman in the grassy...