Hi and welcome to AC News! Here’s today’s video, movie news are coming up! An American town becomes the initial target of a foreign invasion. Under enemy occupation, the town's citizens are...
Who did this? Did what? What are you talking about? Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine i was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth? No. No? It was me, Franco. I fucking madejizz...
You ask for me tomorrow, And you shall find me a grave man. [cheering] Where is my page? Go, villain, and fetch me a surgeon. Fetch me a surgeon! Ha ha ha! Did he hurt you? Why the devil came you...
Oh. In here, dr. Conners. ( <i>child sobbing</i> ) ( <i>sobbing</i> ) Gentlemen, what, uh... What seems to be the problem? Bicycle accident....
Her eye discourses, I will answer it. I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks. Two of the fairest stars in all the heavens, Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their...
This past week here in Boston, it's been raining cats and dogs, and with the average life expectancy for the household pet going up these days, you could even say that "old...
So, can you put your hand close your face, please? I'm sorry, Naka. What? Can you put your hand close your face? I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor....
I am the actor. I am the actor. I am the actor. I am the actor. I am the actor. I am an actor, so I can play everything. Everyone is in me, and I in everyone. I am part of your consciousness. You...
5... 9... 10, 11... 12, 13, 19, 17... Arnie. Arnie, have some chicken. I don't want any chicken, gilbert. You want some corn? I want some corn. Have some corn. Good? Mm-mmm. Not good corn. [...
Oh, shit. Nice ty, freshmen. Tell you what. For being brave little kids, l'm only gonna give each ofyou five licks. All right, grab a pole and let's get going. l don't think...