Liberal shop of horrors

Manager: That’s right, welcome, this is your new government sponsored healthcare program. We thought it was high time your healthcare was brought to you by the same people who run FEMA. We’re...
Tea Partier 1: The government wants to take over my health insurance Tea Partier 2: Mine too. Tea Partier 1: I’m annoyed! Tea Partier 2: And I’m annoyed! Tea Partier 1: And we’re... Tea Partiers 1-2:...
Gimme me a ticket for an aeroplane My girlfriend is gettin' so inane Forty times today On my PDA My baby, she wrote me a twitter Every two minutes somethin' else to tell What the hell's the meaning of...