(singing) Oh, Chinese Ninja Warrior, with your heart so cold, Sub Zero.. (stops singing) Whoa, what happened to that bridge? OH MY GOD! There's a stereotypical-looking Chinese guy over there,...
I had a Nintendo, Mario World, Mario Kart . . . until I got more manly and I bought Mortal Kombat! . . . I chose Liu Kang and cast fire by his hands . . . then was Kung Lao, a killer hat he sends . ....