Moon unit zappa

The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's...

I've got a new relationship and I'm trapped in this old life.

It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.

I peaked early. I was told I'd missed my boat.

I had a friend whose family had dinner together. The mother would tuck you in at night and make breakfast in the morning. They even had a spare bike for a friend. It just seemed so amazing to me.

Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.

If there's anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it's being washed up right after.

I'm totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.

I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!