More kiddie jokes

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So...

A LAWYER ON A PLANE A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best...

THE TEST These four guys were enrolled in an Organic Chemistry class at Duke University. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, that each had an "A" for the semester. These...

GRATEFUL I've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40...

TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY One day the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious...

BABY CAMEL A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the...

BABY SISTER A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do that again!" he told his...

ROME TRIP A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of...

DECISIONS The department head is a wise, friendly old man, and one day, during an interview in his office he was asked, "Sir, What is the secret of your success?" He said, "Two...

SEYMOUR When Seymour passed away, God greeted him at the Pearly Gates. "Thou be hungry, Seymour?" saidth God. "I could eat," Seymour replied. So God opened a can of tuna and...