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Computer Definitions 1) 486 The average IQ needed to understand a PC. 2) State-of-the-art Any computer you can't afford. 3) Obsolete Any computer you own. 4) Microsecond The time it takes for your...
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Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate 1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips...
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Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "If you run, you'll only go to jail...
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Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?""I've...
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Words To Ponder Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it.My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.For every action,...
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Only In America Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of...
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15 Ways Philip Morris is "Working to Make a Difference" 15. Virginia Slims cigarette paper now ribbed for her pleasure.14. Quality programming for kids provided by new...
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Maxims For The Internet Age 'Ome is where you 'ang your @The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.You can't teach a new mouse old...
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State Mottos Alaska: Cold Beer on SaleAlabama: Tide or bustArkansas: Where the Buffaloes roam.California: Cheese from Wisconsin with Dot com flavor.Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could...
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