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If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee. And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen All I'd want is you to shade me and be my leaves If I was a flower...
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I used to have a sister, until just recently A sister who was oh, so mean to me So I learned some magic tricks; could turn a dog into a cat I made a meat ball talk; I pulled a rabbit from my hat I...
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Once when I was all alone on a mountain by the sea I eyed a one eyed cyclops looking straight at me Her head was green and hairy. She had a dozen toes. Her one eye looked so scary, She had warts upon...
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Well I pushed my baby brother off the backyard swing Then I tried to knock him down when we were arguing No one ever gets mad at me We are one big happy family One big happy family My Daddy laughs, he...
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I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat, Bet you never heard anything as crazy as that. But not only that, I've got a cat And my cat's name is Dog, like my dog's name is Cat. I bet you think that's...
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My name is Hiram Lipshlitz
And my problem's pretty clear
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My Daddy said, "Wash your face, Wash your face, Wash your face." My Daddy said, " Wash your face and out your toys away." And I said, "Tomorrow, Tomorrow, tomorrow," I...
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Our dog Bernard lived in the back yard 'Til one warm summer day. Our dog Bernard hit the boulevard; He just up and ran away. He left a note taped to the door "I'm tired of this life," it...
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I think I'm pretty lucky, I'm sure you'll agree, 'Cause in my house there's a bath tub you see And in that tub lives a Skatter-Brack Flath Who won't let me take a shower or a bath. I grab my robe, my...
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Mom came home from the store last night With groceries in her left arm and groceries in her right. She asked me why I'd left the door unlocked And why I was walking 'round in my socks, Why the dog was...
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