New american language

I met God On the edge of town Where the wind meets the stillness Where the darkness meets the light Where the ocean meets the sky Where the desert meets the rain Where the earth meets the heavens On...

Sitting in the Church Of the Holy McDonald's I took off my shoes Like the Buddhists told me to And I make my sacred offering And I dip my hands in Pepsi Sailed off to Virgina And expelled all the Jews...

Everybody was ecstatic 'Bout the light show on the farm And everyone got crazy And nobody got harmed And the five televisions Huge upon the stage Had come to pay their union dues And make a living...

Riding down the highway with Cowboy Joe I met Leonardo DiCaprio Leo, he's trying to get away from The unwanted advances of Eminem Em's wearing drawstrings and lisping along Saying, "Please put me...

Literally the first minute I come back to town The cops, they shot a crazy lady with a screwdriver in her hand Maybe we'll have another riot, hey wouldn't that be fun Well this time I'll get a VCR and...

He had just returned from Monte Carlo He was on his way to Japan And everything they did made me want to emulate them Made me want to be just like them And his wife, looking very Japanese Had never...

I have a friend Sits in his office Where he's had his big success Now he cries all day He says the internet Is stealing his royalties Talks of his glory days I say no one cares about your glory days...

I been speaking later and later in the day Most days I don't talk till maybe 8 o'clock at night It keeps me whole It keeps me holy It keeps me way up in the mountains even when I'm on the road It...

Sittin' in that town in New Mexico Named after a game show Tryin' to decide if I should sell my van Buy a truck and drive down to Texas Sometimes I think I'm gunnin' for the big time Sometimes I think...