Night court

[HORN HONKS] WOMAN: Thanks. HARRY: Coming through. - Darn. - That makes six in a row. You owe me another buck. Get you next time. That will be all. Whew. How long you been in that Research Department...

Hey, you guys ready? - For what? - I'm warming up my jumping beans. Oh, you've been sneaking into the toy store again, haven't you, sir? Couldn't help myself. Watch this. The instruction booklet says...

BULL: All rise. Criminal court part two is now in session. The honorable... And semi-mystical, Harold T. Stone presiding. All right, sit down. Nobody even blinked. I guess they're used to you. - You...

- Um, pardon me, would it be a bother...? - Go away. I'm sorry, it's just that I'm involved in the next case... ...and I was wondering if there was anything I should know before it starts. Yes, you...

- Hey, guys. MAC: Hey, Bull. Look what Tanya gave me for Valentine's Day. Drill bits. And they say romance is dead. What did you get, Dan? Valentine's Day is a crass and exploitive display... ...by a...

SELMA: Hi. BILLIE: Hey. - Hey. - Hi, Selma. Anybody got change for a 20? - Yeah, I've got two fives and a 10. - All right. - There you go. - Great, thanks. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Wasn't I supposed...

Anybody read the newspapers today? These aren't bibs, sir. [HARRY SIGHS] I can't believe it. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back. My whole world is just crumbling around me. Harry, what...

So, Mac, what's news? "Tornado rips up Nebraska trailer park." Those things always head straight for the trailer parks. Why do you think they call them mobile homes? [LAUGHS] Uh... Mobile...

[KNOCKING ON DOOR] Sir, Miss Harper, the assigned legal-aid attorney, hasn't shown up yet. - Give her a few more minutes. - Yes, sir. - Hey, Mac, you wanna see something neat? - Oh, could I, sir? Come...

- Ta-da. - That's it, sir. - That's what? - Ah, ah. - That is a new record. - What do you mean, a new record? See, the bailiff on day shift and I have these little wagers on stuff our judges do. You...