Nutso smasho
Baby since you went away, Things they haven't gone my way My dog just died and my car did too, I just got fired and the rent is due. You broke my heart so now I have to kill you, I'll go downtown, and...
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Beer shits!! Beer shits!! Run to the crapper again Will it ever end I think I need Depends I think I've got the bends Beer shits!! Beer shits!! Sliders coming through. Farting fiery goo. Spraying out...
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Drive, sleep, McDonald's, play Drive, sleep, McDonald's, get faced Drive, sleep, McDonald's, no pay Drive, sleep, McDonald's, fuck you! Drive, sleep, McDonald's, play Drive, sleep, McDonald's, get...
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We are the drunks!
We are the drunks!
You's all are punks!
Cuz We Are THE DRUNX!!!
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You cut me off in traffic, Butt in front of me in line. One day you'll get what's coming but till then I'll bide my time Rude waitresses and waiters, the assholes at the DMV, And that macho jocko...
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I'm sick of sitting at home because I don't have an cash My cable got cut off so I watch re-runs of M*A*S*H if money dont't buy happiness then i don't know what does if I had some I'd buy some booze,...
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Rush Limbaugh don't know shit about, "The Way Things Ought To Be" Let's over throw the government, leave everything to me I've got a plan, yea you could call it a vision. I'll be the...
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It's always been my fondest dream' I saw one in a magazine, And sent my order off six weeks ago Today a package came for me, From the Thompson company, The postman smile and winked and seemed to know....
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What's the point in asking why I do the things I do? I don't know myself so how'm I gonna answer you? Stupidity comes naturally, don't care if that sounds dumb Don't remember what I did last night but...
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Sitting in my room and I find I'm outa smokes. All my money went to beer so now I'm fucking broke Need a drag of something so I'm digging through the couch. I roll up all the butts from every ashtray...
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