Off color songs for kids
I meant to take a bath and clean the spot Where the dog messed up but I forgot. I meant to take the garbage out and wash my hands I know you told me twice but I didn't understand. I meant to go to...
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A woman lived alone, not far from a town In a run-down old house that was falling to the ground The children in the neighborhood would taunt her and laugh They'd tease her all the time; said she never...
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A bee will sting you, sad but true....But also true they say Is when he stings you, he will die; a costly price to pay So let that be a lesson for those you'd like to hurt Deceive, destroy, connive...
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Mike hit the window with the sledge; We all heard it break. Dave took a crowbar to the porch; Made every rafter shake. Dan tore down the kitchen wall, Made a big hole in the floor. I said, "Is...
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Ever since this morning When you got out of bed You've waited for me to be done And listened when I said I just need five more minutes I won't be very long I know I said that earlier But I guess that...
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I wouldn't wanna be a movie star and get mobbed wherever I go I don't need to be on TV or hear my songs on the radio People always tell me one day I'll be a star But every star burns out one day even...
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What if a zebra had spots? Do you think he would like that a lot? And what if a tiger had dots What if a leopard did not? What if we could sleep like a bat And dine like an overweight cat? Instead of...
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I used to know a caterpillar Who would always try To eat a lot so she would grow Into a butterfly She didn't like to crawl around Inching slowly so She yearned to be a butterfly And hoped one day to...
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I looked into the mirror; what did the mirror say "You're the ugliest kid I've seen, will you please go away" My feelings had been hurt; I was really crushed I combed my hair, washed my...
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And then there's the crab, Who complains bitterly About how things aren't how She wants them to be. She moves very slowly, Inch upon inch; With her claws she will paw you And give you a pinch. She's...
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