Here at Apple, we are obsessed with breaking new boundaries, and today, we throw all of that out the window, and yet somehow, still break boundaries. We have found a way to sell the exact same iPhone,...
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NOTHING IS MORE POWERFUL THAN AN IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME WHOSE TIME IS NOW JASON: Right now there are more people on Facebook than there were on the planet 200 years ago. Humanity's greatest...
Revolution on Represent 107.3 FM. My name is Tarek Now listeners you may remember not too long ago we had a spoken word artist by the name of Suli Breaks. Came down dropped a live session and alot of...
The night's slow and at work I hurt my brain I'm on a mission tonight to find cocaine A caffeinated drink to help double shifts I pull 350% stronger than Red Bull Excederin, ephedrine,...
When I was a kid, I used to think that pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. I thought they were both pork chops. And because my grandmother thought it was cute and because they were my...
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