Lydia! Kitty! My dear Mr Bennet, have you heard? Netherfield Park is let at last. Do you not want to know who has taken it? As you wish to tell me, my dear, I doubt I have any choice in the matter....
CHAPTER 15 Mr. Collins was not a sensible man, and the deficiency of nature had been but little assisted by education or society; the greatest part of his life having been spent under the guidance of...
Lizzie: So today is one of those days when I wonder to myself how the heck did I get here? Like literally right here in this crazy expensive house, marble counter-tops, Egyptian cotton sheets. Is that...
Lizzie: Hi, everyone. So, today-- (phone dings) Hello, everyone. I apologize for not exactly being on the ball today but, uh, Charlotte can just EDIT THIS OUT. Anyway, I have, admittedly, been a...
Jane: Hi, so I have a special presentation for all of you lovely peop-- Are you sure we should be doing this? Charlotte: Yes, it’s okay. Jane: I mean, won’t she be mad? Charlotte: No it’ll be fine....
Lizzie: My mother has been FREAKING OUT. I wonder how many of these videos will start with that exact same sentence. So what was she freaking out about? That Jane has to default on her student loans...
Lizzie: You know, some days are bad. Like when you trip in the hall after science class and your skirt flips over your head, just as the senior you have a crush on is rounding the corner. Then there...
Lydia: Come on. Lizzie: This is a little bit childish, you know. Lydia: Bite me. Lizzie: Considering it. Sorry everyone if this doesn’t make any sense, but you’ll get it by the end of the video. My...
Lizzie: Weeee're back!! We're back back back back back! It is so nice to be in my own room, and have my own stuff, and my own Charlotte! Mmm… it's been way too long....
Lizzie: Hi, everyone! Jane and I are having a bit of a disagreement. She says that I keep instigating arguments with Darcy when he's trying to be nice. Jane: "Nice" was not...