Pussymagnet

*Meow!* (Screaming girl) [Girl:] Someone please help my pussy! [Announcer:] Wherever the commonfolk are in peril, there is only one man to heed the call! [Gundarr:] HAHA! Gundarr here to save the day!...

[Pilot:] Commander, this is Falconbird. The new ship is handling fine. [Commander:] Good to hear it, Falconbird. That baby should fly smoother than my oiled satin sheets. [Pilot:] ... Yes, commander....

[Hamilton:] Dude. Wake up, man. We got a distress signal. [Jay:] Huh? What? Aww. I was having the most amazing dream. Handjobs. Ah. Felt so real. [Hamilton:] Well... we have an undress signal. [Jay:]...

[Red:] Ba-Boom! [Blue:] Oh yeah! [Red:] Fuck yes! [Blue:] We're the best! [Red:] I was like "Ba-bap bap bap bap!" [Blue:] Yeh! And I was all like, "Pew pew-pew pew...

[Cyborg:] Oy, eat my face beams! Yeah! [Princess:] Fish princess cast Sparkle! It's super effective! [Native:] They fought bravely. And with honor. Oh! Rupees! [Mage:] Behold yonder pedestal!...

[Green:] Ah, when I get that loot, finally gonna get that boat. Fresh air and sunshine for the rest of my life. [Yellow:] That's dumb. I'm gonna buy a drilling machine so I can get to...

[Gundarr:]So glad you ladies could finally make it to Gundarr's home stink home! [Girl 1:] Our pleasure, Gundarr. [Girl 2:] We love a good party! [Girl 3:] We're gonna crotch wrestle!...