Red skelton

Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

I left home because I was hungry.

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.