For 5 years, Mortal Kombat has been a name associated with blood, Fatalities, and controversy. But most of all, it has been a name associated with success, with a very small amount of hiccups along...
(singing) Oh, Chinese Ninja Warrior, with your heart so cold, Sub Zero.. (stops singing) Whoa, what happened to that bridge? OH MY GOD! There's a stereotypical-looking Chinese guy over there,...
I had a Nintendo, Mario World, Mario Kart . . . until I got more manly and I bought Mortal Kombat! . . . I chose Liu Kang and cast fire by his hands . . . then was Kung Lao, a killer hat he sends . ....
-Hyah! [thwack!] -Aaah! -(announcer) Shang Tsung wins. -Boo-yah! I am the supreme Mortal Kombat warrior. I can't wait to call my mom and tell... wait, what's going on? Why am I back at the mountain...