Simon
October 21, 2002 Either I say "No" or "Ok, sure". What a line: "No or ok, sure". White or beige. But not off-white. That's just yellow. We'll discuss it later. Now...
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Simon was an engineer Scientific stratosphere He lost his mind long ago And no one knew Accumulating cult-like literature and such Writing he wrote all his friends of what he learned of cults Peter...
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I can barely stand you But your scent is still on my clothes And it smells like a rotting garden And I feel like a beaten dog The toaster oven's empty And the cord has been freshly cut I think it...
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[music] Okay, before we go WANKing, let’s go over the ground rules. Number one: we have to take a picture of us WANKing in front of Korean idols. And rule number two: Simon and I will compete to find...
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So what you're saying is this is pantyhose for my arms? [music] So this week we're reviewing Sports wristlet...FOR MAN! That's right like a cologne, LIK A MAN! Actually this...
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Simon: Hey, guys. I got to tell you something fantastic. My kid showed me something. He's mad I think he's going to-- eventually he's going to be a con man or something,...
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