Songs for swinging lovers

Le'me tell you 'bout a girl I know Then a walking down uptown street She's so fine I wish she was mine I get a stick up every time we meet Talking 'bout you Nobody but you Talking 'bout you Well, I'm...

Gordon He did naughty things to innocent women He crept up from behind and they didn’t hear him coming In the middle of the night, oh in the middle of the night His life was a mess, his wife he...

Gordon I wanna take some dirty pictures of you I wanna take some dirty pictures of you As I’m peering through the shutter I can feel my heart a-flutter The lens is getting steamy As the reel is...

Gordon I know a little girl whose not very pretty But it doesn’t bother me ‘cos I know She’s got good, she’s got good, personality She looks like parrot with a nose like a carrot It’s a beak like a...

Gordon Ever since I was Anna Neagle Some love sailors so they say Not the ones who've gone astray We just hope they're here to stay They don't point or cause commotion Tight control of all emotion A...

Gordon I see you’re a liar but you don’t understand You’ve got it on a plate but you want it in your hand Don’t you always tell me ‘bout the queue for your hand By now they must be thousands just...

Ellison You can try it underneath Or leave it round the back Cover it with silver paper Or loose it in a sack You can plant it by an exit And hope a passer takes it Or leave it in a cupboard Where no...

Gordon Oh go buy Chiswick records ‘cause they’re really rather fun Go buy them by the dozen or go buy them by the one Go buy Chiswick records and give yourself a treat You can keep ‘em all forever...

Gordon Well he’s dead he’s dead he’s dead as a duck He’s OD’d on cheese and similar muck Well he’s gone he’s gone an’ my eyes ain’t red Yeah he’s deceased Arthur is dead Pre-Chorus What can I he was...

Gordon There are no Russians in Russia There are no Yanks in L A There are no Chinese in China I guess they’ve all gone away There are no Arabs in Egypt There are no French in Paris There are no...