Songs for well behaved children
I know this sounds funny but I'm afraid that it's true There's something so simple I simply can't do Lots of people talkin'; you'd laugh if you knew I just never learned how to tie my shoe I'm sure...
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I love your eyes, I love your ears, I love your elbows too. I love your thighs, I'm hypnotized By every inch of you. I love your toes, I love your nose, Your giggle and your grin, The way you walk,...
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First it bit my behind Then nibbled on my ear I'd rather have my hearing marred Than tooth marks on my rear Then it took away my sister While we were all dining.... Been about a month now all clouds...
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Now Orville Thlapp was a modest chap, With a distintictve style. His vocabulary was always backwards: A quite trait unworthwile. The part worst of this story And the thing that's so outrageous Is...
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I'm bored, its true I don't have anything to do Mom says she'll keep me busy But I've heard her line before I don't wanna cut the grass Or pick my stuff off of the floor. I'm bored, its true I don't...
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A is for armpit, acne and alchemy, Au naturel and alcohol, albatross and atrophy, Athlete's foot and anchovy, asthma and autopsy B is for bombshell, bacteria and me. B is for bombshell, bacteria and...
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I miss Grandma 'cause Grandma isn't here I haven't seen or talked to her for at least a year. She used to take me shopping, then we'd go out to eat, She'd buy me a Coca Cola and complain about the...
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Ogden warned against the panther, Hillaire and even Uncle Shel, Cautioned, warned and sometimes bantered, And to children, tried to tell Of the many mortal dangers In talking to unusual strangers. And...
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"I don't wanna go to school," Tom said to his mommy. "You know you have to go to school," Mom said back to Tommy. "No one likes me there," said Tom. He hid beneath the...
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If you have a kid who complains all the time Hollers and pouts and cries and whines, Screams and stomps his feet all day Don't be angry, give him away Don't be angry, give him away Follow my advice...
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