Stanley stole my shoelace and rubbed it in his arm
I've seen some mean and scary ordinary dinosaurs Beware of their ranting, listen to their panting and do not ignore The roar of their snorts, their tempers are short; I ask you to beware If they're...
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As I get older I'm beginning to see Changes that are happening to me I'm liking things I never used to like Like yogurt, squash and riding my bike I like to sit with girls; I like to ride the bus But...
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Stanley stole my shoelace and rubbed it in his armpit And that's not all you know what else he did? He took my mashed potatoes and he lumped 'em on his spoon Then he threw 'em cross the room. He's a...
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You know I'm only late because I missed the school bus And I lost my concentration when I tried to rush My dog chewed my shoe then swallowed my sock; Would've ridden my bike but it was locked You know...
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Mom said, "no," I said, "why?" She told me not to cry Tears came down, I said, "please" She told me to get off my knees I said, "I had to," She said,...
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What did you do in school today? "Nothing ! Nothing !" Did you say nothing? What did you say? "Nothing ! Nothing !" Didn't you study and work...
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Don't eat the food that is sitting on your plate But smear it in your ear and smush it in your face, Mash you mashed potatoes and stuff 'em down your pants, Wiggle 'em around a bit and do a little...
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Wet again, Wet again Looks like I'm wet again Wet again, Wet again Looks like I'm wet again Sitting on the sofa, on my lap My baby brother is taking a nap He wakes up, he runs straight To the...
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Sally eats shoelaces, straw and string But she won't eat cole slaw or anything Her mother says is good for her, she says she's had enough Her father says, "to eat"; she says she stuffed...
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"Go and hush the baby," was what my Mommy said, The baby was crying; I thought she'd wet her bed. I went into the baby's room, said, "Baby, don't you cry." But baby didn't listen...
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