You must use the Force You must use the Force (repeat ad nauseam) You must use the Force Time ago, far, far away Long time ago, far, far away Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! Fly the Falcon through an...
Today is a big day. Here is your first lightsaber. It is now time for you to learn how to control this formidable weapon, which only the Jedi and Sith master with perfection. The golden rule: never...
You know, I think that R2 unit we bought might have been stolen. What makes you think that ? Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says he belongs to someone called Obi-Wan...
This film is a parody. I am not affiliated with or endorsed by Disney or Lucasfilm. I wish I was. Lord Mouse, the Fleet has moved into lightspeed, and we're preparing to-- You have failed me...