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SAMMY J: I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful She's a dew drop on a rose betwixt a new born baby's toes I'm in love RANDY: I'm in love with a girl and she's beautiful She's the sunlight through...
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In early December my mother called me And said, "Will you remember to keep Christmas free? 'Cause last year you went to your father's, you see So this year it's time to see me." And she...
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SAMMY: Songs are so much fun, I like to play them But I'll need some help, haven't you heard When I find it hard to finish what I say, then I'll need you to sing the final - AUDIENCE: - word SAMMY: So...
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Oh no, it just started to happen I took a sip of my juice and I think I'm now... Rappin' I didn't mean to do this, wasn't part of any plan But flavour of my juice is turning me into an an-imal Duck!...
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Well, Jim fingered Jenny, and Paul fingered Penny And Phil fingered Anne and Melissa And John fingered Tess, and then John fingered Jess Although he still refuses to kiss her And Rachel got fingered...
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Girl, I'm gonna take you out tonight For dinner and a movie Then to a bar Then to my car, and drive you home Girl, I'm gonna see you move tonight 'Cos your body's so sexy Wanna kiss you (Kiss you all...
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"Take off your pants," said the doctor I said "Why?" He said, "I want to check something out." I said, "But I came here with a migraine." He said,...
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Memories fade into the distance But I remember my first time Just turned eighteen and I was nervous as I stood in the electoral line They gave me a pen and paper They crossed my name off the list Then...
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Jill was a girl, Jack was a guy One day they caught each other's eye And they went steady for two years They'd spend their summers by the sea And they were happy and carefree And for the future had no...
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The plane takes off, Your seat belt's on The man next to you whispers "I've got a bomb" You freak out How to respond? What if he's joking don't overreact Just giggle and smile, God what if...
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