Straight from the desk

You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have a squeeze in my front hall Satin drawers I want...

Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them out the window The wisdom of your ways, I've been...

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my old man wore three peice whistles he was never home for long drove a bus for London Transport he knew where he belonged number 18 down to Euston double decker move along double decker move along my...

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I made mary cry in a lonley bus shelter I put in my laundry tongs in the back of her leg severed a hamstring in the lonley bus shelter I payed no attention but I made mary beg i'm walking the floor in...

just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having never ever, never ever you ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall into thinking that I ain't too clever and it ain't not having oen thing...

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