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(Doorbell rings) Mitt: Is that the doorbell? I’m not expecting anyone, come in… Hello, look who is joining me It’s all my friends that I’m debating in the GOP Herman Cain: Hello, my name is Herman...
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First up, ’81, Ronald Reagan, lots of fun Peristroika; Gorbachov; Lorena Bobbit sliced it off Walter Mondale didn’t win, why? There you go again Top banana in Havana, Castro was in power then Fawn...
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John McCain: My friends, it's obvious that the Republican Party is not happy with the current field of Presidential candidates, so I've been going door to door and asking people this one simple...
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Cain: Hi, I’m Herman Cain, and as you know I’ve had to suspend my campaign, but hey, at least I kept things interesting for a while, much in the way every movie gets a little bit more interesting...
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Bush: We’ve been suffering Barack too long Hearing his same old song We waited to see who from the GOP could beat him From Texas there came a new name With Perry’s halo in the ring now it’s a new...
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The Congress had a spiteful fight about the debt increases The Senate staff was out of cash to pay their office leases Now there’s a plan to keep this land from falling all to pieces Will our economy...
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